Doctor Pick up lines

The best Doctor pick up lines

I'm not a doctor but,

I can get rid of your vitamin D deficiency
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Are you doctor strange?

Beause you've opened a portal to my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Do you know a good eye doctor?

Cause i am seeing you everywhere.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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I may not be a doctor but I diagnose you with a cute smile

Credit to starcat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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I need to go to the eye doctor

cuz I can't see anything except you and me together 😌😳
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Are you an eye doctor?

Because I need new contacts. Specifically, yours.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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I need to go to the eye doctor

Because I can’t see anything except you and me together
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saaayah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Hey girl, are you a doctor?

Because you just cured my loneliness
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaltedEg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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hey girl are you a doctor?

cause you are the medicine to my heart ache.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/azain47
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Hey, I went to the doctor today

He thinks I have erectile dysfunctional. Would you like to help me prove him wrong?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/why_not_you_instead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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Hey girl, are you a doctor?

Because you cured my erectile dysfunction
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CactusCartoon47
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Have you visited your doctor recently because I think you have B.G.S.

Beautiful Girl Syndrome
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/True_Flame
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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Hey Doctor, are you a surgeon?

Because you're really opening my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/8t0M1kW8v3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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I think I need to visit an eye doctor

Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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can you bring me to the doctor

because i broke my leg falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youaresuchachild
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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Hey, Could you take me to the doctors?

Because I accidentally broke my leg falling for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/levfy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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My doctor said because of my diabetes, I can't have too much sweet

But you remind me today's my cheat day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eyebrowsus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Are you a good looking doctor?

Because I need an aesthetic.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AngeryPlant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Sometimes people call me colgate...

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Psychological_You_70
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Let's play Doctor and Nurse

And do it without proper protection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alieninvader4444
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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Doctors are recommending you stay inside.

Lucky for us, you can't spell quarantine without U and I.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beware-of-Moose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Hey baby, are you a doctor?

Cuz I got a bad case of the Horny
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tyray-T-rex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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My doctor said to practice safe sex

Will you help?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xDekux112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Can you take me to the doctor?

Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KlutzChingSter
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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Hey girl are you a block of cheese?

My doctor warned me about you. Just the thought of eating you out made my heart stop πŸ’€πŸ§€
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Hello ma'am, I'm a doctor

You look malnourished, want me to give you some Vitamin 'D'?
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Have you been to the doctor lately ???

Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JokerThyPlug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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I'm dying and I need your help....

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/code_punk_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Just made an appointment with eye an doctor

cause idk what i saw in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/69HENTAI69_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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Have you been to the doctor recently?

Because you look like you are missing Vitamin Me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zafjaf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Consider me a doctor...

because I’m ready to rearrange your guts.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bamjeep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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My doctor told me.....

I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Can you come over and be my doctor for the night?

I feel like I might be having a stroke later.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MembersOnlySupreme
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Would you come with me to my doctor’s appointment tomorrow?

Because the last appointment he said I’m lacking Vitamin-U..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/murkage_11
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Sometimes people call me Colgate

Because 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leVi_29
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Doctor said I have low levels

I said it vitamin U
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gosh477
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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I heard that you have a birthmark on your butt.

Can I see it? Trust me, I'm a doctor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phoenix_BFN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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Hey girl, are you a doctor?

Cause I think you have to give me a shot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dang_David
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Pickup lines for doctors??

I work in a hospital.. EDIT: Thanks for all the suggestions but I'm not the doctor, she is.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdamantiumButtPlug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon β€œJohnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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I just had to go to the hospital.

The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Inspired by a gym conversation

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously. One of the guys says to me β€œYou better get over there and offer her some free personal training!” And I immediately replied with β€œWell I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maroonedpariah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?" -"Haha whats that?" "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster." Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jdr22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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