Cow Pick up lines

The best Cow pick up lines

Hey girl are you a cow

Cuz I wanna milk u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YousefPlayz0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Damn girl you like like a cow to me,

Because I wanna get my hands all over those tiddies.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZoraHasSpoken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Girl, you must be an entire cow

Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Cows say moo, sheep go baa

Get over here and I'll make you go "aahh~"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alyoshi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ottobot1058
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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hey do you make milk?

cause you’re a cow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/just-a-child-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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If you were a farm animal

If you were a pig I'd be wrong in thinking porcupine. If you were a cow, I'd be right in thinking you're bovine. If you were a giraffe, I don't know what I'd think. Since you're none of these, I'll just say I like the way you look.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zax1989
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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