Seats Pick up lines

The best Seats pick up lines

I don't know of many toilet seats...

But I do know your toilet seat is the luckiest toilet seat in the world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RRnn97
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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Iโ€™ve heard cars match the ownerโ€™s personality.

I guess thatโ€™s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlickNick74
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/How_Majestic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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