Thanksgiving Pick up lines

The best Thanksgiving pick up lines

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and right leg is Christmas,

Can I visit you between Holidays?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Curious_Guarantee_51
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 25
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Iā€™m not thanksgiving dinner

But I could use some gravy on these breasts
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/littlebizcocho
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 23
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Thanksgiving came sooner than expected

Because I have a whole meal right in front of me
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kemosabe199X
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 25
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Are you like thanksgiving turkey?

Because I got my stuffing ready for you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/superfsh
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 23
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Hey baby are you a Thanksgiving turkey

Because I'll stuff you and cover you in my gravy
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Looking_Like_a_Snack
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 26
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and Christmas is your right leg...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/MuriloMafiaBoss
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 21
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But what if I'm on my period?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/perplixed
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 06
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If your left leg is christmas and your right leg thanksgiving...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/CrazyrampageGuy
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 04
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If you left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas would you....

let me come over and eat dinner in between the holidays
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TheGreatDane_
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 01
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