Crisis Pick up lines

The best Crisis pick up lines

Are you the Syrian Refugee Crisis?

'Cause you're a hot topic.

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👤︎ u/pinnouse

📅︎ Dec 16

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Did you hear Castro's dead?

How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?

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👤︎ u/Osburn_Weedleaf

📅︎ Nov 30

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