Last Pick up lines

The best Last pick up lines

Last year I ran through a marathon

This year I'd like to run through you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adarsh0504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OBH_Raze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Nice guys finish last

Because they always let you come first
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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They say nice guys finish last...

...because ladies should always cum first.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaFuqk13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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If nothing lasts forever,

will you be my nothing?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?

Cause I think of you everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FunnyMemeSpot-aid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Are you the last 3 letters of ordinarily?

Cause ily :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Hey cutie is your last name suicide?

Cause i think about you everyday (so this time ill just directly say it here:sry if someone already postet it here it isnt a repost i found that On ig!)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_legend_x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Girl, is your last name suicide?

'Cause I've been thinking about you all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alexander_Lovegood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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I saw you running last night

Her: I wasn’t running last night You were running through my head all night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Current_Stud
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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If nothing last forever

Will you be my nothingπŸ–€πŸ–€
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/805karansaini
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Is your last name suicide?

Cause I wanna commit to you :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Damn girl, Are you last few drops of piss?

Cause you’re always trying to get in my pants.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/messicena10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Are the last piece to my Jigsaw puzzle?

Cause I'm incomplete without you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skrapy999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Hey girl, are you a last ditch attempt for money?

Cuz I'm pretty desperate.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Food-Storage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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If this was the last 45 minutes of our lives, we'd probably do something crazy like go have sex now huh?

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Damn girl, have you been exposed to the coronavirus in the last 48 hours

Because you just took my breath away.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Hey baby girl, is your last name Dahmer?

Cause I’m bending over backwards for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WormyChip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Hey girl are you the last air bender?

Cause I'd definitely like you bending for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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They say nothing last forever...

Would you be my nothing then?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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What's your last name?

You think maybe I could convince you to change it?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Donthehobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toasterinmyass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Hey cutie, is your last name suicide ?

Cause I think about you everyday.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Faizzzzzzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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You: Ugh I couldn’t sleep last night

Them: Why not?? You: I couldn’t stop thinking Them: Couldn’t stop thinking about what?? You: You ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RohitRojo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey, have you seen my heart?

You're the last one I saw it with
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nobodyuknow01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Hey girl, are you a lobotomy?

Because you're the last thing I think of before I sleep.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Carpenter-Common
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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If nothing lasts forever

Can I be nothing to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Miles_5280
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Nothing last forever.

Will you be my nothing?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jonathandsnos027
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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i don’t know how to say your last name

but once it’s mine, it’ll be easy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brandonesp15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Thought this one up last night

Wanna know why I CANT wear pants? Why? Because they don’t make em with 3 legs
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sourbrownpoop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Are you a new year's resolution ?

Because I would do you so hard initially but then get exhausted and not last long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pseudo_acc_for_porn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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I have a friend with the last name Heims.. this is what I said to him today:

Is your last name short for Heimlich? Because you take my breath away!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyNaM_e-is
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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They say nothing lasts forever

Wanna be my nothing?
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chrisvidal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey girl, are you the last drop of pee?

Coz you never leave me and make my pants wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_Creepy_Swine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Hey girl, were you standing near an oven in the last minutes?

Cause it's that, or you're just hot ;) (Inspiration from u/akaloosha's post)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SvG112003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Girl, Are you Gol D. Roger?

Because you're the last One Piece of me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clsc437
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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I heard nothing last for ever

Will you be my nothing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oreo0928
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Hey girl, are you Brexit negotiations?

Because it feels like we are going to last forever.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PingusDeathMachine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Are you last nights dinner?

Cuz I wanna forget you the morning after
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maxolsen08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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I had an interesting dream last night

I forgot most of it, but I remember the most important part. You.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fatman9693
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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They say nothing lasts forever...

Hi, I'm Nothing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/50F100P
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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If i had to choose between breathing and loving you...

I'd take my last breath to say "i Love you"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Noli_30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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I didn't charge my phone last night

I only have 10% of battery left. But i'm still 100% into you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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If you were sandpaper, I'd use you last,

Because baby, you're so fine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zinziberaceous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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" Why did you eat the last of our rations?"

"We're going to fucking die in the meanwhile wanna date?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThePizzaKid321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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You remind me of my last biking accident

cause I am definitely going head over heels for you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Davidiamdavid
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aciatrix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/be4stdoc91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Damn, Girl, are you a candle?

Because you smell amazing. ~~^(Just like my last girlfriend. I miss you, Brianna.)~~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BaguetteWithButter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Okay, her last name is Bone, but there's a twist

Make pickup lines as nonsexual as possible GO!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NUGGet3562
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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If you were under the tree I'd unwrap you last...

then we'd have lots of toys to play with
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

β€œHey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day” -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salt_Lord_Gibs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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"Hey, are you flexible...

...with your last name?" OR, alternatively: Hey, you know, I'm pretty flexible...with my last name."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fabled_Bear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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Since nothing lasts forever...

Will you be my nothing?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chooboto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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Hey baby, you gotta tell me your name ...

cos last night in my dreams, I could only call you *baby*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Comprefyingly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Hey girl, are you the last electric lightsource?

Cuz i won't LED anyone else take you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Underoos2811
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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Are you a college paper?

Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ducktor-Monty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Is your last name Tonin

Because you make me very happy (only works on women with the name Sarah)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J-R-Hudson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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Roses are red, fucking underage kids is a crime

Istg i'll meet you soon even if i have to spend my last dime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Try it and see. Its a new twist on an oldie

So this one might take a little bit of digging to get some information on the person of interest. Find out if they went to college if they did find out what they studied if they studied a math class or science class you could say that you're being awarded the highest award in that category and when she asks what you're getting the award for you say you figured out how to combine you and I. Cheesy yes. But i feel like its a drunk girl at last call pantie dropper!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/9inchSteve1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Hey Babe, You know GoT last season has rushed into finishing the story

But I assure you, between us it will be a pretty long season
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrownGuyKnowsNothing
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Are you my last minute assignment?

Because I wanna do you in the backseat of my car
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sayantandas30011998
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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I would burn every single damn chair in this world...

So my face would be the last thing you sit on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MizterMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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I wouldn’t change a thing about you.

I mean besides that last name.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoldenEcho404
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redditisbootiful
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Damn girl are you wet cement

Cause I want to make a lasting impression on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amowdy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rodriguez0319
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Hey are you my chocolate milk

Because I’d drink every last drop of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XSlayerZX
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abdul909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Is your last name Gillette

Because you're best a man can get
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gxmas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Is your last name McQueen

Because I want to kaCHOW that ass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gxmas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Hey girl, are you Geico?

Because in the last 15 minutes you've made me grow 15%
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bgrraeyednon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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