Mario Pick up lines

The best Mario pick up lines

Mario is red Sonic is blue

Will you be my player 2 ?
👤︎ u/mermaidalot_99
📅︎ Feb 25
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Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.
👤︎ u/billy-joels-dad
📅︎ Jul 08
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Mario is Red, Sonic is blue...

I'm Luigi, let me cum in you - Day 92
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 07
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Yo girl, are you a map from a Mario Bros game?

Cause I'm Mario and I'm going move around all over you.
👤︎ u/ImpossibleTheory9
📅︎ Dec 23
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Are you a brick block from super mario?

Cause my head would leave you in pieces.
👤︎ u/Lxrdkxnt
📅︎ Apr 25
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