Cube Pick up lines

The best Cube pick up lines

Are you a Rubix cube?

The more I play with you the harder it gets
📅︎ Jan 19
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*Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

_I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_
👤︎ u/Dan0sz
📅︎ Sep 12
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Hey girl, are you the Rubik's Cube?

Cause I know it's not gonna work out but I'll still do you for days
📅︎ Oct 24
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Are you a Rubik's cube?

Because I can finish you in less than a minute.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 19
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Are you a Rubik’s cube?

Because even though I might not know what I’m doing, I’m going to spend all of my time on you.
📅︎ Dec 03
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I’m like a Rubik’s cube

The more you play with me... the Harder I get
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jun 17
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Are you a rubik's cube?

Because if you let me do you I'll finish in under 20 seconds
👤︎ u/AdamskiiJ
📅︎ May 01
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Are you a rubix cube?

Cause I can finish you in 19seconds
📅︎ Nov 13
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Are you a Rubik's cube?

Because I want to solve you.
👤︎ u/V3loz4
📅︎ Nov 17
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You can call me a rubik's cube

Because when you play with me I get harder
📅︎ Sep 16
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I’m like a Rubik’s Cube

the more you play with me the harder I get.
👤︎ u/13tha1
📅︎ Feb 23
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You look like one nice glass of water

Mind if I be your ice cube?
📅︎ Nov 25
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Hey girl are you a Rubik’s Cube?

Because fuck you! you stupid piece of shit!
👤︎ u/face-spunk
📅︎ Aug 08
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I am like a Rubiks cube

I am like a Rubik’s cube the more u play with me the harder I get
👤︎ u/asian-69
📅︎ Apr 26
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Hey girl, are you the number 64?

Because I want to four cubed
👤︎ u/will85263
📅︎ Oct 06
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I'm like a Rubik's Cube

The more you play with me, the harder I get
📅︎ Jun 18
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Hey girl, did you know I'm just like a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with me the harder I get
👤︎ u/cokin44
📅︎ Nov 26
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Hey, babe... Do you know why they call me the Rubik's Cube?

'Cause the more you play with me the harder I get. ;)
👤︎ u/Zoldor
📅︎ Jul 24
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
📅︎ Jun 26
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