See Pick up lines

The best See pick up lines

Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)
👤︎ u/throwaway2828shd
📅︎ Feb 20
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Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you
👤︎ u/Not-Your-Dad-
📅︎ Nov 28
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I like what I'm seeing

do you wanna make it happen?
👤︎ u/Hendokeshin1678
📅︎ Feb 07
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Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
👤︎ u/killermambaa
📅︎ Jan 18
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Hey girl I can't wait to see you at the BBQ.

Girl: what BBQ? Me: the 1 where I slap my meat on your grill.
👤︎ u/killabru
📅︎ Jan 07
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Omg babe I got something in my eye can you see it.

Oh it’s just you.
👤︎ u/arutprakash
📅︎ Jan 13
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Magicians look into a crystal ball to see the future but when i look into your eyes i see a future with you.

;)
👤︎ u/vorticaldruid
📅︎ Jan 15
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When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside
👤︎ u/SpinDatPringles
📅︎ Oct 22
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Look at your keyboard, what do you see?

The u and the I are together.
👤︎ u/code_punk_
📅︎ Nov 19
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heyy is your name Cinderella cus I can see that dress coming off tonight

heyy is your name Cinderella cus I can see that dress coming off tonight
👤︎ u/Junior_Manner_7388
📅︎ Dec 18
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I see you're good at C++

maybe you want to help initialize my dangling pointer?
👤︎ u/Financial_Cancel_376
📅︎ Dec 10
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We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?
👤︎ u/Meme-lord-is-ya-boii
📅︎ Oct 05
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I see that you just died

But I’m really necro-feelin ya right now
👤︎ u/ChuckNorrisStreams
📅︎ Oct 07
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You see, your body is 70% water

And I’m thirsty
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ May 17
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My uncle says I'm a great kisser

You wanna see if he's right?
👤︎ u/SeriouslyPurple
📅︎ Feb 12
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Can I see your manager?

Cause I can’t stop Karen about you
👤︎ u/Sleuthsloth015
📅︎ Aug 11
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Hey girl, I don’t see any Pokémon around...

but I caught some feelings for you
👤︎ u/thecasperboy
📅︎ Sep 23
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Hey girl, see my friend over there? He asked me...

... to ask you if you would like to kiss me?
👤︎ u/moahmrn
📅︎ Oct 21
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Hey girl do you have covid-19?

Because you've got an infectious personality. (I'll see myself out now)
👤︎ u/Lord_oth
📅︎ Feb 10
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If you stood in front of the mirror and held up a rose…

You'd see two of the most beautiful things in the world
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 24
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hey girl, are you a smartphone?

Because I would like to see you first thing in the morning
👤︎ u/GoofyRobot
📅︎ Feb 02
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Girl, are you a convertible? because i’m tryna see that top drop

sorry lmao
👤︎ u/groovypops
📅︎ Apr 28
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Damn girl you make me feel like rocky balboa

Every time I see you I just wanna go to a butchers freezer and ruthlessly beat the fuck out of some meat
👤︎ u/quaado_17
📅︎ Jan 27
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Hey girl are you a sports car?

Because I wanna see what’s under the hood.
👤︎ u/oooGamerXooo
📅︎ Feb 14
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Wanna pretend we’re squirrels

And see who can get the most nuts?
👤︎ u/1crazygrl
📅︎ Feb 15
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I see you haven't fallen for me yet...

Well atleast do you mind smelling this rag for me?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 06
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Dante finished a large pizza in under five minutes

Let's see if i can finish you in four
👤︎ u/VergilArcanis
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)
👤︎ u/chavicj
📅︎ Dec 31
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I see you've brought up my penis.

I like that in a woman.
👤︎ u/sir_deadlock
📅︎ Jul 02
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Hey, are you Mawsynram?

Cause I can see you wetting me down (Works on men, OC)
👤︎ u/adarsh0504
📅︎ Jan 25
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Is that trash behind you?

Cuz I can see that dumptruck😩
👤︎ u/RWBarnas
📅︎ Feb 05
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Hey girl, are you amogus?

Because I can't stop seeing you everywhere.
👤︎ u/NN111NN
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hey is it true when people say you tend to halicunate after having treatments for heart related diseases?

Because i think i see an angel standing infront of me and i think you are the cure for my heart.
👤︎ u/throwaway2828shd
📅︎ Feb 20
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Hey can you tell me in which direction north is?

Cause i have lost my sense of direction after seeing you.
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Jan 28
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Are you a time traveler?

because I can see you in my future ;)
👤︎ u/dcdantes
📅︎ Oct 29
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It's believed that people see the best things in life 5 minutes before they pass away

Should I die to meet you?
👤︎ u/Aurosonic
📅︎ Jul 21
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See those gaps between your hands

Their for mine fingers to slip in
👤︎ u/buttery_potatooo
📅︎ Jun 22
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Try it and see. Its a new twist on an oldie

So this one might take a little bit of digging to get some information on the person of interest. Find out if they went to college if they did find out what they studied if they studied a math class or science class you could say that you're being awarded the highest award in that category and when she asks what you're getting the award for you say you figured out how to combine you and I. Cheesy yes. But i feel like its a drunk girl at last call pantie dropper!
👤︎ u/9inchSteve1
📅︎ Jul 30
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I might open my Fridge multiple times a day

But only snack I can see is you!
👤︎ u/roottoor2
📅︎ Jan 24
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Is there a mirror in your underwear?

Because i can see myself in them.
👤︎ u/knigf
📅︎ Dec 01
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*Looks at her profile picture* Hey girl, is that a mirror behind you in your profile picture?

Because I can see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/Much-Finance2568
📅︎ Feb 13
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Are you a roll of film?

Cause I want to take you to a dark room and see what develops....
👤︎ u/rmokshith
📅︎ Oct 20
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i'm so sick of your face

always seeing it in my dreams
👤︎ u/moron88
📅︎ Jan 10
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is that trash behind you

cuz I see that dump truck -my friend eddy
👤︎ u/RWBarnas
📅︎ Jan 21
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I wanted to take you to the movies...

But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 01
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I wanted to go see a movie with you

But then I remembered we weren't allowed to bring snacks.
👤︎ u/W0LVS
📅︎ Nov 28
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see, your body is 75% water

and i’m thirsty sooooo
👤︎ u/AleemAppleCider
📅︎ Jul 14
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Are you a crystal ball?

Cuz I can't see my future without you
👤︎ u/korndogkopter
📅︎ Jan 12
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Haha i dont think shouldve thought of this but whatevs lmao

hey girl am i a serial killer cause i want to see you raped and dead in a ditch as you can tell this always gets the girls .......................whether they like it or not
👤︎ u/Jackimate
📅︎ Jan 13
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The vast, vast majority of people really are not attractive

After seeing you
👤︎ u/BoomerWithAHardR
📅︎ Jan 09
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He: You look very beautiful today

She : But you didn’t even get to see me today He: I don’t need to
👤︎ u/vandit-jain
📅︎ Jan 09
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Did you know that seeing cute things it improves focusing?

Well, you cure my ADHD
👤︎ u/ImaginaryCricket9
📅︎ Jul 09
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I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D
👤︎ u/pontiac-bandit_69
📅︎ Jun 26
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Roses are red, what I see infront of my eyes is pretty nice...

I wish I was cross-eyed so I can see you twice
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 09
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I see girl, you've got a nice tiktoks

But can you send me it without 'k' and 'o' ?
👤︎ u/Kaley_Moro
📅︎ May 17
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes Update: “That was a good one” :/
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Dec 18
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I see you have some of that Picasso in you...

Your make-up today is on point!
👤︎ u/PeterPale
📅︎ Jun 17
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Hey are you newspaper?

Because there is a new issue every time I see you
👤︎ u/Sorrysenpai420
📅︎ Jan 05
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Hey girl are you sunlight?

cuz you light up my day when I see you.
👤︎ u/J_S_artboy
📅︎ Dec 10
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Hey girl, are you a bright light source?

Cuz once I look at you, I see you everywhere everytime I close my eyes.
👤︎ u/Forsaken_Argument
📅︎ Oct 27
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