War Pick up lines

The best War pick up lines

If she likes star wars...

Hey baby, yoda cutest in the quadrant. Adorable, you are.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/JoshSkilla
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 23
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Hey baby do you like Star Wars?

Because Iā€™d like to have a one night standalorian.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Crow_Callsign
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 14
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Are you a Vietnam war veteran?

Because I want you to break out in a cold sweat and choke me in the middle of the night
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/darling_23
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 17
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Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/drfuzzybalz
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 09
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Do you like Star Wars?

'Cause Yoda only one for me!!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Jk1702
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 25
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Are you post World War One?

Cuz your causing an uprising in some areas
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/yeetboy2
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 25
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Hey girl are u world war III?

Cause I bet all the bois are fighting over winning u
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Zoibator
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 04
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marvel made a movie, "infinity war"

so, you me, let's make "virginity war" and destroy eachother virginities
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/mohammadoxman
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 08
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Hey baby are you World War 2?

Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/AnitaWin_1546
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 01
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Do you like stars wars?

Because yoda only one I love.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Jalabeanos_
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 29
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Hey girl lets play star wars

Ill be luke and you can jabba my nut
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/BiomedinKy
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 05
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Hey girl you wanna do some Star Wars roleplay?

I'll be Han Solo and slice you open and crawl inside you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/CoconutSilverTongue
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 17
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Since world war 3 is coming

Can IRAN inside you?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SaxfaxNoddy
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 14
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Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/maroonedpariah
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 29
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Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;))) ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/HotSiracha1134
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 09
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What did one bee say to the other as they walked into a war zone?

Bee mine
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/8-eggs
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 09
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Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

Ayy gurl, that BB8 unit in the movie may have been cool and all, but I like you more because you're my BB10.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ROTCnaziBandgeek
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 27
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