Midnight Pick up lines

The best Midnight pick up lines

Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight
📅︎ Aug 26
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Whoa, you must be Cinderella

Because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
📅︎ Jul 11
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Hey, are you Cinderella?

Because that dress is coming off at midnight.
📅︎ Feb 28
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
👤︎ u/yesss69
📅︎ Dec 31
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
📅︎ May 17
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