I'll give you an A because you're an abomination, then I'll give you a B for being a bratty bitch, then I'll give you a C cos you're a cunt, then I'll give you the D because you're dead and I'm a necrophiliac
Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.