Fall Pick up lines

The best Fall pick up lines

I would say that I'm falling for you

But you already fell out of heaven for me
👤︎ u/nibbapusspuss420
📅︎ Jan 19
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Did you know that in a vacuum all things fall at the same rate?

Well you took my breath away and I’m falling for you. Are you falling for me at the same rate?
👤︎ u/sasqachMike
📅︎ Jan 16
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You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best why to fall

Is to fall in love with me
👤︎ u/dj-crumpet-extream
📅︎ Oct 30
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Your so hot my zipper is falling for you ;)

\~Karim Ahmed (Vinny)
👤︎ u/Baba_is_all
📅︎ Jan 17
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You may fall from the sky or fall from a tree

*But the best way to fall is in love with me.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 04
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Hey! Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you look like you landed on your face
👤︎ u/mooneyshh
📅︎ Dec 15
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I'm not the kind of guy that falls in love But ....

when I saw you all I saw was us
👤︎ u/dis-p-rate-enuf
📅︎ Dec 17
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
👤︎ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
📅︎ Oct 17
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Was that an earthquake?

Or did u fall from heaven again?
👤︎ u/AKPlayz1705
📅︎ Feb 16
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It is a lesser known fact that I trained on Raftel for 100 years to master this talk no jutsu

Only to make you fall for me
👤︎ u/infinity540
📅︎ Feb 07
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I mean the world's falling apart

You want to get some while we still can?
👤︎ u/Vault_Bot
📅︎ Jan 05
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You make me feel like a leaf.

Because I’m always falling for you
👤︎ u/saberboi
📅︎ Nov 12
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Did you just fall out of my burger?

Cuz you are one hell-a-peno!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ Aug 02
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I have something Called ILHB disorder( I like hot blondes disorder)

It’s causing me to fall for you/ it’s causing me to fall in love with you
👤︎ u/2005Rogers
📅︎ Jan 31
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Did you fall from a vending machine?

Cause your a snack!
👤︎ u/Username6667677
📅︎ Mar 13
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If I was Newton and you were The Apple

Would you fall for me?
👤︎ u/Respect_plus
📅︎ Jan 10
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Yesterday I saw a falling star and I made a wish

I can't say what I wished for, but you are right here so it came true
👤︎ u/mike_KING6
📅︎ Jun 07
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Did you fall from heaven?

Cause damn your neck looks all fucked up
👤︎ u/nihilistwriter
📅︎ Jun 06
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You could fall from the sky, you could fall from a tree

But the best way for you to fall, is in love with me
👤︎ u/SanguinetheKing
📅︎ Feb 21
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Do you have a bandage?

Because I scraped my knee falling for you
👤︎ u/LazyGodHere
📅︎ Jan 18
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I might as well just change my name to Autumn Leaf

Cuz i can't stop falling for you🍂
👤︎ u/ZeroParadox868
📅︎ Nov 15
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Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth

I’d still fall foe you
👤︎ u/allisongibson
📅︎ Dec 14
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Did it hurt falling from the sky?

Well how did you survive!? That plane was like 1km above ground!
👤︎ u/Fylex_RO
📅︎ Jun 27
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Hey babe, you fall from heaven?

Because you act like you hit your head
👤︎ u/boiled_walrus
📅︎ Mar 25
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Damn girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cause your face is busted as fuck
👤︎ u/SirGoaty
📅︎ Feb 04
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Hey girl, are you autumn

Cause i am falling like leaves for you
👤︎ u/fuzzyflaptrash
📅︎ Dec 14
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They say it could take as little as five seconds to fall for someone...

But don't worry, I'll catch you and won't let you down
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 12
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did you fall from heaven?

cause you must have landed on your face
👤︎ u/Zendofrog
📅︎ Mar 28
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I bet your cute face won't be enough to make someone fall for you...

Damn it, I guess you just won - Day 87
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 02
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Hey, you need to tie your shoelaces, because I don’t want you to fall for anyone else but me

🙃
👤︎ u/oven-toasted-owl
📅︎ Feb 24
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I'm not Gravity but girl I can make you fall

faaaall
👤︎ u/Shodie69
📅︎ May 20
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Can I tie your shoelaces?

Cause I don’t want you falling for someone else.
👤︎ u/YeetKay
📅︎ Jun 21
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Did you just fall from heaven?

Because you look like you’ve been really high recently.
👤︎ u/jimbosquelch
📅︎ Aug 22
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I’m clumsy, it’s autumn, you’re beautiful:

Three reasons why I’m falling for you
👤︎ u/Armando_Munoz
📅︎ Nov 13
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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cause I’ve always wanted to bone an angel Bow chicka bow wow (Tucker, Red vs. Blue)
👤︎ u/derpicface
📅︎ Oct 26
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Girls did you fall from Heaven ?

Cause i eat ass
👤︎ u/fhoenixeterno
📅︎ Sep 28
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Did you just fall from hell?

Because you make my head hurt.
👤︎ u/Cyberlord50
📅︎ Oct 19
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree...

But the best way to fall is in love with me.
👤︎ u/17_pairs_of_earrings
📅︎ Dec 04
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"You're so hot, even my zipper is falling for you."

Legit received this one today. I hope this is OK here!
👤︎ u/mytinyfeet
📅︎ Jul 03
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Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you
👤︎ u/SlickNick74
📅︎ Dec 14
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Hey you you're finally awake. Did you fall from the sky?

Cuz I want to give you a rim job in the back of this chariot
👤︎ u/hoppy886
📅︎ Nov 22
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Hey did it hurt when you where falling?

From the vending machine because u a full snack
👤︎ u/metroreader8
📅︎ Jan 08
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Do you have a bandage

Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you
👤︎ u/Avaneesh_Joshi
📅︎ Nov 09
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hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Nov 25
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Did you just fall from heaven

Cause you look like you've been in a horrible accident
👤︎ u/Abbe1891
📅︎ Nov 11
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Did you fall from heaven

Cause your face is pretty messed up
👤︎ u/TheRoyalOrca
📅︎ Nov 25
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*Trip & fall on purpose, then get up..*

You: Hey do you have a Band Aid? Because I just fell for you.
👤︎ u/savagecheefer
📅︎ Nov 14
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Hey do you wanna roll the dice and fall in love tonight?

What do you guys think of this one?
👤︎ u/Anonymushero
📅︎ Oct 08
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Are you my textbooks?

Cuz I've been falling asleep on you every day
👤︎ u/serperior363
📅︎ Nov 04
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Even if I fell, you wouldn't help.

Because if you did, I'll fall for you again.
👤︎ u/holyanis2
📅︎ Oct 05
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Girl, are you a ravine?

Because I want to fall down on the bottom of you. Idk if it was good, first ever pickupline in my life.
👤︎ u/JtL_92
📅︎ Oct 06
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Did you fall from heaven?

Cuz your face looks fucked up
👤︎ u/TrissMerigold69
📅︎ Jan 31
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Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.
👤︎ u/NeverLickATazer
📅︎ Sep 14
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Ay girl, wanna know the difference between you and the rain?

I don't mind you falling on my head
👤︎ u/Dane_Gilly
📅︎ Sep 19
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Hey girl did you fall from heaven?

Because your face is heavenly.
👤︎ u/cbconlin
📅︎ May 10
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Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?

Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.
👤︎ u/np190
📅︎ Sep 04
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Can I borrow your heart?

Because I lost mine falling for you.
👤︎ u/patroney
📅︎ Aug 26
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Hey girl are you stairs

Cause I’m falling for you
👤︎ u/MisreableExchange
📅︎ Sep 11
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Did you fall from heaven...

Because I wish you'd landed on my face
👤︎ u/Flaminsalamander
📅︎ Mar 05
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Even if the question said to disregard the effects of gravity

I'd still be falling for you
👤︎ u/c_h_a_mp
📅︎ Aug 06
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hey have you got a bandaid

because I scraped my knee falling for you
👤︎ u/lifedepressesme
📅︎ Feb 19
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Did you fall from heaven?

...cause I eat ass... ok you can slap me now
👤︎ u/ER1KG9
📅︎ Jul 15
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can you bring me to the doctor

because i broke my leg falling for you
👤︎ u/youaresuchachild
📅︎ May 27
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Are you untied shoes?

Because I'm falling for you
👤︎ u/BoredUwU
📅︎ Aug 04
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