Cut Pick up lines

The best Cut pick up lines

I can finally cut my electric bill!

Your smile will light up every room.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rubodjbb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Works 99%, cuts through Bs.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CheekyBurgerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Your looks are so sharp

That you could cut other people's relationships
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_lasagna_hog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Yo girl, are you a therapist?

Cuz youre so hot I want to cut myself
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Orcfarts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Imagine if i were a vampire and you begged me for my blood (TVD)

so if i cut my dick, would you still- suck- it? to be a vampire??
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutthefuckup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause I’m tryna fuck.

I like your cut g
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/020202020202020202
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rawxxiv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Hey girl are you an onion?

Because cutting you would make me cry...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ryder2300
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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In Deep South Louisiana accent

Ey baby wont ya come on over and cut me off a slice of that there genitalia you been toatin round
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dcsk8terantz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?" -"Haha whats that?" "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster." Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jdr22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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