Daddy Pick up lines

The best Daddy pick up lines

Damm your daddy problams are so complex

that even Pythagoras can't solve them
👤︎ u/bijumbom555
📅︎ Oct 08
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Your daddy must’ve been a terrorist,

cause damn, you the bomb 💣
👤︎ u/mooneyshh
📅︎ Oct 08
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Hey girl are you Abu Bakr al Baghdadi?

Because I want you to Beg Daddy to put his oil in your well
👤︎ u/infinity540
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey girl, are you my step daughter?

Coz daddy gonna beat that ass, but without the B
👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR
📅︎ Jan 16
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Your body is 70% water

And Daddy is thirsty
👤︎ u/DanteChurch
📅︎ Sep 19
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Was your daddy a drug dealer?

Cuz your dope
👤︎ u/Btc_noob321
📅︎ Jun 20
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Is your dad in jail ?

Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out
👤︎ u/darkalan64
📅︎ Jun 12
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You know why they call me Daddy instead of dad

Cause daddy has an extra D in it The pick up like here is that the word dad has 2 Ds and the word Daddy has 3 Ds which is an extra D in it
👤︎ u/whymydadleftme
📅︎ Aug 18
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Just removed a bunch of followers who aren't my children

So, if you get this dm, I'm your daddy!
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 19
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Call me Daddy long legs

Cause I'm here to fuck spiders then die.
👤︎ u/DeplorableSemen
📅︎ Mar 16
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Are you my stepchild with whom I have a distant but ultimately optimistic relationship with?

Because I don't expect it, but I'd be thrilled if you called me Daddy
👤︎ u/Jaxx-the-Seventh
📅︎ Jul 03
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Do you work for Publisher's Clearing House?

Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.
👤︎ u/IDZro
📅︎ May 28
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Can i call you an orphan?

Because you have yet to call me DADDY 😉
👤︎ u/Exiara
📅︎ Jul 07
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Hey girl are you an orphan

Cause I can be your daddy
👤︎ u/joeywaschandler
📅︎ Mar 21
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Hey girl are you peppa pig

Because it sure seems like you need a daddy pig
👤︎ u/somethingissomewhere
📅︎ Jan 12
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Do you need childline?

Coz daddy's gonna pound you tonight.
👤︎ u/mrjamsons
📅︎ Feb 22
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Be the Kendall to my Caitlin

Her: ....the fuck? You: you’ll call me daddy but it’ll feel wrong
👤︎ u/notereton
📅︎ Jan 15
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Is your daddy a farmer?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
👤︎ u/OkNightHawk
📅︎ Feb 07
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For the Ed Sheeran fans

Do you wake up to a drink at night? Cause *I've known it for a long time, daddy wakes up to a drink at night*
👤︎ u/xItsMeBlueSpot
📅︎ Oct 16
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Is your dad a dentist

Because while I drill your cavity, I’d like you to call me daddy
👤︎ u/liltiddiloli
📅︎ Aug 03
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Whats the difference boobies and toys

Both start out for babies but end up being for daddys
👤︎ u/ZachandhisCat
📅︎ Mar 26
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hey there hottie, do you need some company? cuz i need to be adopted.

daddy
👤︎ u/Jew_eater774
📅︎ Jan 23
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Best line I can come up with. Thoughts?

if you addopted me would I be kitten or would you be daddy?
👤︎ u/AnnaTrap
📅︎ Nov 16
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