Blow Pick up lines

The best Blow pick up lines

Girl are you a blow dryer?

Cuz I wanna take a bath with you
👤︎ u/okypak
📅︎ Feb 08
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Yeah I tried to be very polite on the first date so I don’t blow it but

You can blow it on the first day if you want to
👤︎ u/Intelligent-moron
📅︎ Oct 19
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Is that a gust of wind or did you just blow me away?

Also I like bread
👤︎ u/serperior363
📅︎ Jul 05
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Wanna hear a mind-blowing thought?

You
👤︎ u/rattar2
📅︎ Apr 20
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Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

But they don't allow to bring your own snacks. Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol
👤︎ u/HollowfiedNazgul
📅︎ Sep 21
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You get any hotter...

And I'll have to blow on you before I put you in my mouth.
👤︎ u/needleknight
📅︎ Jan 12
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I want to be a tree ,and you to be a hurricane

So you could blow me
👤︎ u/eddy2883
📅︎ Jan 03
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Damn girl, are you a shotgun?

Because I want you to blow my brains out
👤︎ u/HighVoltage253
📅︎ Dec 23
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Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?

Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)
👤︎ u/CrypticNobody
📅︎ Dec 01
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I'm not the brightest candle on the cake,

but you can still blow me.
👤︎ u/jrhart23
📅︎ Dec 07
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I’m jealous of your fan...

Cause it’s blowing you and I’m not
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Dec 07
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I know a good chiropractor

I’ll give you his number for when I blow your back out
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Nov 20
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(This is for girls to use on boys)

Dang guy are you a balloon because i want to blow you
👤︎ u/Palpatine-66
📅︎ Oct 21
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You just blow in from stupid town?

Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc
👤︎ u/shadowunagi21
📅︎ Jun 14
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How about you cover my 🍎 in honey and eat it?

I'll blow your shofar too...
👤︎ u/dizzydisappointment
📅︎ Sep 18
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Hey boy are you my birthday candle?

Because I wanna blow you
👤︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
📅︎ Oct 08
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Damn girl! Are you the wind?

Cuz you can blow me anytime
👤︎ u/invigibleman
📅︎ Aug 29
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If I'll give you a birthday cake,

will you blow my candle?
👤︎ u/fre-sha-va-cadoo
📅︎ Sep 21
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Hey you wanna play a game?

Its called pearl harbor I’ll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me
👤︎ u/allthagoodusernames
📅︎ Jul 20
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If you were the wind, I'd want to be a kite

That way you would blow me
👤︎ u/BananaBoi1234
📅︎ Sep 17
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I like my foods just like how I like boys

Steaming hot. And I'll give it a quick blow before putting it inside me
👤︎ u/Bored_User_Is_Here
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? No? You want to go to lunch tomorrow?
👤︎ u/MikeMcK83
📅︎ Sep 21
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Do you work for ISIS ?

Cause you got the best blow jobs
👤︎ u/Gu4v4LOL
📅︎ Feb 29
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Hey, girl/dude are you a cigarette

Cause I want you to blow me
👤︎ u/i-has-the-funnies
📅︎ Aug 01
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wanna do midget boxing?

if so, get on your knees and give me some blows
👤︎ u/AfrifaAfro
📅︎ Jun 04
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Hey baby do you want to re-ennact 9/11 with me

Because I want both our towers to blow up
👤︎ u/Magikapow
📅︎ Jul 23
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Hey, do you like blowing bubbles?

Hi, I'm bubbles.
👤︎ u/oldskewlphilosphy
📅︎ May 02
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Girl are you Kurt Cobain!

Bc you’re mind blowing
👤︎ u/bardown83
📅︎ Jul 15
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Are you the gun I'm pointing at my head?

Cause i want you to blow me away - Day 123
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 08
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Are you a sucicide bomber?

Because your always blowing me up.
👤︎ u/GalaxyFruity
📅︎ Jul 06
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Hey are you a creeper?

Cuz you blow my mind
👤︎ u/ButterCup145
📅︎ Mar 15
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What if I name my dick 'mind'...

Would you blow my mind?
👤︎ u/sanchit_bahl
📅︎ May 11
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Hey girl are you an atomic bomb?

Cuz with one blow, you can kill at least 200,000 people (People refers to sperm)
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Mar 25
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Ay bb are you bubble gum?

Bc I wanna blow you and swallow your sweet juices
👤︎ u/KawaiiSkank69
📅︎ Apr 11
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Hey girl. Are you a dynamite?

Coz I want you to blow me up
👤︎ u/farrukhsshah
📅︎ Apr 03
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Are you Courtney Love and am I Kurt Cobain?

Because you blow my mind
👤︎ u/aartbabe69
📅︎ Mar 03
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Are You an Air Conditioner?

Cause I want you to blow me
👤︎ u/LateGoodTrunks
📅︎ Feb 14
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Hey are you a balloon

Because I wanna blow you
👤︎ u/0perf
📅︎ Feb 17
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Hey I think we should date

because otherwise I have a bomb strapped on me and I will fucking blow up the whole building
👤︎ u/iiSey
📅︎ Feb 08
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I'm feeling as high as the twin towers.

So are you gonna blow me up or not?
👤︎ u/BRA3D7N
📅︎ Feb 15
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Hey Girl, Are You A Hair Dryer

because theres other jobs to be blowing with
👤︎ u/diggsean32
📅︎ Feb 15
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Are you John Wilkes Booth?

Cause you blow my mind
👤︎ u/ChaoticSpoon19
📅︎ Feb 20
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Hey, are you a terrorist?

1) because I want you to blow me 2) because you blew me away
👤︎ u/oystersauce_n_chill
📅︎ Dec 04
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Are you a conch shell?

Cause I sure wanna blow you
👤︎ u/Radioactive_pi
📅︎ Jan 04
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Ay girl do you work for Amazon?

Cus I want to blow your back out
👤︎ u/Gwhite305
📅︎ Nov 01
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If you were a breeze I would be a kite

Because I want you to blow me
👤︎ u/ImAChikenGoat
📅︎ Sep 16
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Are you related to Kurt Cobain?

Cause I'll like blow your mind.
👤︎ u/Cunniglius1999
📅︎ Oct 20
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Hey girl, if i were a pokemon i'd be voltorb

Because im gonna blow up in your face
👤︎ u/darigaaz08
📅︎ Aug 19
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Hey girl are you saudi arabia?

cuz i want you to blow my tower
👤︎ u/Adelxksa
📅︎ Aug 23
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Are you birthday candles?

Cause I wanna get my wish and blow you
👤︎ u/01aceofspades
📅︎ Jul 12
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