Date Pick up lines

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes

Im black, so I rather they Nazi

Because you're 10/10

We can catch a movie at AMC, swing by Gamestop, and then get Naked

Because you're 9/10

Would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Because you are Cu-Tea ;)

Cause you’re 11/11!

Coz you are the one.

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

because you 're my 11:11

Only available for october 10*

Because your 11/1.

Because you're 10/10

From WLIIA

You can blow it on the first day if you want to

Today's my cake day we should make it a date

Because you sure are 10/10

I'll guarantee that I'll take your breath away and leave you in bed for days.

Because you're 10/10

Cos you're 10/10

Cuz you're a 10/10

Cause you're a 10/10 = 1.

You’d be my date

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

Because I’m leaving with just enough gas to take you out and crash at your place.

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ☺️

right?

Wanna be one of them?

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"

Cause your a 1/10

Guess I’ll have to date you to find out ;)

Because I'm looking for a date

Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the 1 you need

Because I wanna date you so bad

Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date - Day 219

Wanna be one of them?

Would you like a date?

Just enter your name, number and when you want to go on our first date.

When can we get together for a brunch date?

Cause I wanna schedule a first and second date ASAP.

My love for you

Date has 2 meanings lol

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now

Cause you are 10/10

Ah just fuck it and lemme take you on a date!

On our first date: 1. I will eat you. 2. You will eat me. 3. We unmatch.

Is it good guys?

because otherwise I have a bomb strapped on me and I will fucking blow up the whole building

Because you're 11/10!!! 😉

2 am stuff

Because I want to date you.

Because your 10/10