Connect Pick up lines

The best Connect pick up lines

Hey girl, are u a Bluetooth device?

Cause I'm lookin' for connection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MarkyTheSWgeek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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I wanna build a big boat to explore the connection between the roman empire and tourette syndrome, wanna join me?

I wanna build a roman-tic relation ship with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/narwhster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totally-not-bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Are you my personal wifi network ?

Cause I want you to get connected automatically.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/asisdeo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Do you have a connection to the speed force

because you've been running in my mind all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beatmeupdaddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rienik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Do you know what we have in common????

We fit together like a puzzle 🧩 wanna connect?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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are you the wire task in among us?

cuz i feel a connection between us
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Hey are you an eletrical circuit

Bc Im feelin a connection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Noxiousferret47
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Hey Girl, is the Wi-Fi on at your place?

Because I think we just made a connection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maverick721
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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What do you and my internet have in common?

A connection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Veggiematic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Hey girl,If i were Obama.

Are u the sandy hook school shooting? Cause i am really feeling a connection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pythomad
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Is there a network here ?

‏cuz I feel strong connection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tasgh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jacobhowell795
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Are you DNA template?

Because I would like to connect you to my ribosome
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thekiterunnerbook
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Are you a wifi network

Because I feel like we're connected
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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