Dress Pick up lines

The best Dress pick up lines

You look great in that dress, you know what you'd look even better in?

My arms
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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heyy is your name Cinderella cus I can see that dress coming off tonight

heyy is your name Cinderella cus I can see that dress coming off tonight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Junior_Manner_7388
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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You know, I really hate dresses.

Good thing Iโ€™ll be wearing the pants in our relationship.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/u-Wot-Brother
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 14
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are you ranch dressing?

because i wanna stick my carrot into your hidden vally
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/valkerei
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 08
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If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AjeyKoushik
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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You'll look like a BBQ in this dress

Smoking hot and delicious out of it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrGarconSuperMegaTop
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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There's a mark on your dress..

EDIT yea an A+
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theguyinthecorner64
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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For Halloween, we should dress up together

You can be the Pixar lamp, and Iโ€™ll be the i
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Artistic-Jelly
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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Hey girl, are you a salad?

Because I prefer you without dressing.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blizzerd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 06
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Hey girl are you Cinderella?

Cuz that dress is about to disappear tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/piyushkha
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Guitargamerx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. โ€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!โ€ AND โ€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!โ€ Change them up a little. For example: โ€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.โ€ If you really want to, you can add in a little โ€œWhat is your secret?โ€ After initial delivery Good luck boys!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Whoa, you must be Cinderella

Because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/8ada55_11ama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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Wow, that dress looks great on you...

...but it would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/garrettp63
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 04
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Hey, are you Cinderella?

Because that dress is coming off at midnight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MadHatter54567
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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Hey I'm not into fashion,

But I totally think that dress would look way better accelerating to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theimpregnatedtwinky
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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Ssshhhiiieeettt ma, is your name โ€œCaesarโ€?

cuz u be dressing... :))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Josh_gersh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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I like my salad just how I like you

No dressing
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tazader
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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That dress is very becoming on you...

and if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Greasyspoon68
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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Probably depends on her sense of humor...

Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen. Her: what's the first? Me: you/2. I'm a psycho ๐Ÿ™‚
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hemingray1893
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 25
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dogkindrepresent
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Right so I have no clue how to talk to girls

Just to give you a clarification on how shit I am at talking to girls at prom once this girl I was friends with wore this long and wide red dress that fell behind her and I said to her โ€œyou look lovely, you look like a very beautiful jabbaโ€ she didnโ€™t know what that was and as if that wasnโ€™t a godsend enough that she didnโ€™t know and that a higher power wasnโ€™t telling me to just end on your beautiful I then proceeded to say โ€œumm you look like a very pretty slugโ€ right so now everythingโ€™s cleared up thatโ€™s not even the worst thing Iโ€™ve ever said to a girl the only reason I actually have any girls who are friends is because once at a party I was drunk and I said I was gay, Iโ€™m not but the next day at college all the girls were putting me cause all the roadmen were Fucking getting a right laugh out of it then they all got suspended then all the girls started talking to me so I just went along with it Right so now that rabbit hole is impossible to get out of so Iโ€™m bisexual according to everyone but me, I donโ€™t know how to Fucking be a human being for more than three minutes HELP
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/areallytinyhorse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Hey are you Moroccan?

Cuz you are Ma-rockin that dress
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jailbyte
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 23
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A physics pickup line here:

Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s2...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tg4414
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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