Lumber Pick up lines

The best Lumber pick up lines

Damn girl are you a lumber company?

Cus you give me wood.
👤︎ u/Loser-Noob
📅︎ Dec 08
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Are you a lumber yard?

Because you give me hardwood
👤︎ u/Scootsie00
📅︎ Jan 22
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Hey are you a Lumber Jack?

Because I’ll let you go downtown with my morning wood
👤︎ u/Cursed_Fellow
📅︎ Dec 28
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Do you work for Lumber Liquidators?

Because you’re giving me solid hardwood.
👤︎ u/here4thaboobies
📅︎ Mar 12
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