Dent Pick up lines

The best Dent pick up lines

I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants
👤︎ u/Zapchatowich
📅︎ Oct 08
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One of my smoothest moves by far...

Not really a line but I felt like this belonged here. So I have a scar on my left hand, its a little dent that I got when I fell on a belt buckle and got the thing that goes through the loops stuck in it. The other night I was walking around with this girl I like and I was telling her the story and put out my hand to show her and so she could feel it. She feels around and says something about how it must've hurt and I respond with something along the lines of. "Yeah it was awful," and then I wrapped my hand around hers and started walking. I still can't believe it actually worked.
👤︎ u/Dovarc
📅︎ Nov 10
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