Call Pick up lines

The best Call pick up lines

Girl, you can call me bill gates

Cuz this dick is Microsoft.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-1-tru-waffle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Oi boy, Call me a mosquito

Cause I’m dying to suck you off ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chavicj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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What to say if a scammer calls you

Welcome to Pete's pizzerias and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is today sauce
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MinerKingX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Hey boy call me a mosquito

Cause I want u to spank me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chavicj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Can I call you my sin(Ο€) πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ?

Cos you mean Nothing to me πŸ™ƒ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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They call me cheerios

Why, because I put the nut in you, honey.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mango_truck7841
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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All my ex call me a dog

You know all my ex used to call me a dog Not because i am bad or something, cause i am good at licking....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I’m gonna call you nothing

Because that’s what makes me happy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrisxCrisis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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I have something Called ILHB disorder( I like hot blondes disorder)

It’s causing me to fall for you/ it’s causing me to fall in love with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2005Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Sometimes people call me colgate...

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Psychological_You_70
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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wanna know why they call me the mail man?

because i lick that ass like a god damn stamp, bitch
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lemonysnickerdoode
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Baby call me a lantern man

Because when u will put my bulb in your mouth, you’ll never get it out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sinkingInYourDreams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smoky_protec_lolis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Hey baby they call me the Ice King

U wanna be my snow blower?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OOF2101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Are you Lovecraftian? Bc you’re calling my Cthulhu

(Thanks I’ll go jump off a cliff now)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Residentjanitor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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People call me by my name

But you can call me anytime -credits to some video I saw on Instagram
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nirmaezio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Hey Brace Face, call me Tetanus

Unless you get this injection, you'll only make out with Lock Jaw
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NjGGeRsus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Do you know why women call me the plumber

Because of how well I lay the pipe down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdministrativeWafer2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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You can call me Alice

Because I want to explore your wonderland
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xEyesofEternityx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...

But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve? //merry Christmas ya filthy animals
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Engel-mann
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Somebody better call God,

Because he’s missing an angel
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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You can call me " The Sun "

Because I can help you get some D - vitamin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nirmaezio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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They call me Stevie Wonder

Because I can take you on an emotional journey with my mouth and fingers, and I ignore red flags
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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My dick is called Life

Life is hard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Squiddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Damn girl, dont know why people call you shawty

Cause you're a very tall glass of water
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clubby_21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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They call me serotonin....

Because I can make you happy when I’m inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nasher_of_nashs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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I was going to call you beautiful,

But beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/christxg
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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What do you call a joint you and I share

Joint Custody
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pokemonlettuce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Hey girl, do you have a son called Joe?

Coz I'm suffering from ligma
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amanthatdontfall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Can I call you jasmine without the jas?

Cause your mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmirG27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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I might have to call the supernanny

Because you bad asf 😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RoadmanKatakuri
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Call me McDonald's Sprite

Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZealousidealStage1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

Idk why I've never seen this one before.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noofence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Call me Scarface and tonight

Say hello to my lil' friend
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/illumi_nazi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Hey baby, you should call that ass Dexter.

Because it's killing me!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/offical_steady_life
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Eating you wouldn't be considered cannibalism.

Its called having a sweet tooth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Hey, call 911 there's a thief?

'Cuz this girl stole my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheHofinstop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chexmp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrogOnALeash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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girl you wanna know why they call me melody?

cos im always in your head
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Some people call me a pussy

But you know, you are what you eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WackBoat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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You’d better call life alert

because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D3eTr0y3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Most people call me John

but you can call me anytime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LimitlessMoonlight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Might as well call me baby...

'cause i'm gonna be in you for the next 9 months
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/loquat289
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Aye girl, call me 2021

Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pandawolf10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Just call me Burger King

Because my pants are the home of a whopper
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sorenta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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I like my coffee like I like my women

Strong, sweet, and brown\~ >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DavidTenebris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirGoaty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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Golf based pun for a girl called caddie?!

I never get pun appropriate names and am dying to use one!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HypnoBats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Hey girl you can call me corona

Because tonight I’m gonna make your throat hurt
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tlaz10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Sometimes people call me Colgate

Because 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leVi_29
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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They call me world...

Would you like to be on top of the world?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beyuand000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Call me ben cause all my bitches 10

And Nah i aint mean it like that
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Babatunde__Olatunji
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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I was gonna call you beautiful...

Then I realised I don't have your number yet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cncaulderon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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