Microsoft Pick up lines

The best Microsoft pick up lines

Hey, my name's Microsoft

Can I crash at your place tonight?
👤︎ u/ChennR
📅︎ Dec 27
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Girl, you can call me bill gates

Cuz this dick is Microsoft.
📅︎ Jan 15
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Hey, my name's Microsoft

Can I crash at your **place tonight**? 😊😉
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 13
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Hey, is your name Microsoft,

Because I see you crashing at my place tonight.
👤︎ u/anshganatra
📅︎ Sep 18
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I could be the spell check...

To your Microsoft word.
👤︎ u/sinuspane
📅︎ Mar 11
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