Depression Pick up lines

The best Depression pick up lines

Are you a loan during the Great Depression?

Cause I wanna take you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ninjayb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Hey girl I have Adhd, depression and anxiety.

Wanna go out with me now that you know the risks? *Finger guns*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lemongirl16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spool_of_bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

but when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeterPale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Are you my depression pills

Because I can’t smile with out you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ghost-face-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Are you the cure for depression?

Cuz you're all I need
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AshKetshup
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Are you a loan during the Great Depression?

Cause I wanna take you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swissball1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackJones2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blake88fair
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Are you my crippling depression?

Cause I wanna drug you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spotid1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Hey girl are you 1929?

Because you give me the Great Depression.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aarsh_gajjar
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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Are you clinical depression

cause you make me wanna kill myself
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xanhatte
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Puppy_Snugglez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/celloninja7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Hey baby are you World War 2?

Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnitaWin_1546
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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