The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress
Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s
Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO
Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt.
The next morning - 6am
Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines
"Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix"
After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher
"I have often thought about being intimate with you"