Flu Pick up lines

The best Flu pick up lines

Roses are red, Corona's the flu...

I'm quarantined at home, would rather be with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Roses are red, Corona's the flu

Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hairy1sausage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Roses are red, corona’s the flu

Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeDaPenguu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/retroxmoonnee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Roses are red, Corona's not the flu...

Let this lockdown end and then I'll stick my dick in you - Day 108
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Roses are red, corona is a flu

let’s quarantine and chill, and let me cum inside of you πŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ₯Ί
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/subaz08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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damn girl if you ain’t a hot bowl of soup

and i got the flu!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaceinyoface
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Roses are red, sky is blue

I want to catch you like a viral flu.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NullandRandom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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