Exist Pick up lines

The best Exist pick up lines

I know that angels exist...

'Cause I have seen one.
👤︎ u/XxPiranavxX
📅︎ Oct 28
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Fuck me if I’m wrong,

but dinosaurs still exist right?
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 18
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For ppl who have derealizations

42nd day I know derealize but you are so real that even my dearelized brain cant doubt your existence
👤︎ u/simo-baka
📅︎ Feb 17
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Hey girl, are you a dragon?

‘Cause you only exist in my dreams 😔
👤︎ u/TheBiggestCheese1773
📅︎ Sep 14
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I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight
👤︎ u/anotherbigjoke
📅︎ Oct 01
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My mum told me princesses didn't exist and they were all a fantasy.

Until i met you
👤︎ u/aoekin_
📅︎ Jan 11
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Even if gravity didn't exist

I'd still fall for you..
👤︎ u/unusedtalent
📅︎ Sep 06
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People say the perfect girl doesn't exist...

But I'm staring right at her!
👤︎ u/TreyLastname
📅︎ Jul 17
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Fuck me if I’m wrong but...

dinosaurs still exist right?
👤︎ u/Crippsyuk
📅︎ Mar 13
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I told my friends that perfect women exist, but they disagreed,

Mind if I take a selfie with you to prove them wrong?
👤︎ u/SemperFalluntIocis
📅︎ Jun 22
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Works every single time

f*ck me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right??
👤︎ u/xziz6
📅︎ Sep 07
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Oh shit you all owe me a kiss 😘

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
👤︎ u/starboyval
📅︎ Jun 08
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Can I take your picture

to prove to all my friends that angels do exist
👤︎ u/easportshelp
📅︎ Jul 26
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Kiss me if I am wrong

Dinosaurs still exist right ?
👤︎ u/ehmWell
📅︎ Sep 27
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Damn girl are you Easter?

cuz i forgot you existed i only like you for your eggs
👤︎ u/DIY_Colonoscopy
📅︎ Apr 13
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Are you my love life?

Because you don't exist
👤︎ u/kortbug2000
📅︎ Oct 16
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God couldn't have made someone more beautiful than you...

Because no such thing exists
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Oct 08
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Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist" She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
👤︎ u/420awesomesauce
📅︎ May 15
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I will try these and you should too

Are you a keyboard cause you’re just my type Let me tie your shoelaces cause I don’t want you falling for someone else Can we take a selfie I want to prove to my friends angels exist Do you have a map cause I’m lost in those eyes
👤︎ u/sharkksss
📅︎ Jun 18
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Girl, are you a dragon?

Because someone like you can only exist in the world of fantasy.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Jan 07
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In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do. Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you. I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?
👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
📅︎ Apr 03
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Hey girl, are you a noose?

Because I'd like to have your arms wrapped around my neck, comforting my pitiful existence.
👤︎ u/XtremeAero426
📅︎ Jan 30
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Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all. O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout all of time, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years. However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?
👤︎ u/Peb_The_Soon-Ended
📅︎ Oct 24
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
👤︎ u/-ButterStick-
📅︎ Jul 01
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Mind if I get you picture...

So that I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist
👤︎ u/SirCasMat
📅︎ Jun 03
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