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Are you Poland in 1939?

Because I wanna invade your personal space šŸ˜‰
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/OctoDouche
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 18
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Are you a Union Army General?

Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DatBishKate
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 01
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Are you enemy territory?

Because I wanna invade you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 25
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Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

Because Iā€™m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/tidaljunkie
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 21
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Did you hear Castro's dead?

How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Osburn_Weedleaf
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 30
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