The 59 Best Only Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life

Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...

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👤︎ u/Feanor008

📅︎ Jan 24

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I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

Will you take me out?

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👤︎ u/Jmememan

📅︎ Dec 21

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I only date blind racists

Im black, so I rather they Nazi

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👤︎ u/BryanCaIIen

📅︎ Feb 15

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Hey girl, you're the only star I know.

Because my whole world revolves around you.

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👤︎ u/chitti_chitti

📅︎ Jan 15

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I cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left.

Will you take me out?

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👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher

📅︎ Jan 23

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I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.

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👤︎ u/dremiXXX

📅︎ Dec 19

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You're only a 9 out of 10 ...

but I'm the one you need

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👤︎ u/ThrashNTrash483

📅︎ Nov 02

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I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

I said angels exist. My mom said no they don't. Just send me your pic, I'll show it to her and easily win the fight

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👤︎ u/anotherbigjoke

📅︎ Oct 01

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If I had a room full of art, you'd be the only thing in it.

(Tell me if this works for y'all)

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👤︎ u/-STYGIAN

📅︎ Oct 25

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If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

Because you never left my mind

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👤︎ u/TawanMomo2001

📅︎ Oct 15

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(Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

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👤︎ u/Khel_Hellaman

📅︎ Sep 27

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For this weeks use only

Damn girl, I still don’t know who’s gonna win this election but I know who just won my erection

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👤︎ u/Western_Tone_1002

📅︎ Nov 06

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Baby there’s only one thing more scary than that costume

Your face

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👤︎ u/LongShlongo

📅︎ Oct 28

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The only thing harder than waiting on God...

Is ma dick ayyyy wassup baby

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👤︎ u/SalmonellaMaki

📅︎ Oct 15

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You’re the only one I’ve been with

The rest were 9s and 10s

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👤︎ u/gnome837

📅︎ Apr 27

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Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Cause I want to destroy Uranus.

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👤︎ u/AfricaToto93

📅︎ Oct 18

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Feel like I made this one up maybe?

Hey girl trouble comes in 3s but I only cum in tens. What’re you doing later?

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👤︎ u/ItsBrodie

📅︎ Feb 08

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Are you real? Because I've only seen a girl like you in my imagination.

Just made this up. Sent as a response to a prompt on OkC where she talked about how she likes math. It's a play on real and imaginary numbers. ;) Keep your head high, bois

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👤︎ u/phantomBlurrr

📅︎ Oct 04

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For French girls only

Damn girl you just turned my croissant into a baguette

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👤︎ u/hahahelpmeplzplz

📅︎ Sep 13

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You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes

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👤︎ u/HUNTERBlDEN

📅︎ Feb 16

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You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.

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👤︎ u/HistorysWitness

📅︎ Feb 19

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It is a lesser known fact that I trained on Raftel for 100 years to master this talk no jutsu

Only to make you fall for me

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👤︎ u/infinity540

📅︎ Feb 07

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Roses are red, Valentine is shit

Only thing makes me happy, Is smiling face of you

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👤︎ u/ToxicKnifeEdge

📅︎ Feb 14

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I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.

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👤︎ u/SchitneySmears

📅︎ Feb 19

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Roses are red violets are blue

Would you like to join my dnd group? We only have two

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👤︎ u/fallout_dweller24

📅︎ Feb 08

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You remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet

Her: But there’s 26 letters in the alphabet. Me: Oh, how could I forget U R A Q T. Her: Wait, that’s only 25 letters!? Me: Excuse me, but you can get that D later.

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👤︎ u/AdFlashy9005

📅︎ Feb 12

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I heard your name is Eve

And if you want I can be your Adam Disclaimer: only works on women named Eve

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👤︎ u/Appropriate_Buy8649

📅︎ Feb 10

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You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.

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👤︎ u/balonlon

📅︎ Jan 29

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Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

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👤︎ u/Rash10games

📅︎ May 30

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Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?

Hey girl is your name Santi, Cazorla want is you (Only soccer fans would get the joke)

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👤︎ u/leoseezn

📅︎ Jan 03

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My deck of cards only has 51 cards...

Will you be my Queen of Hearts? 👻♥️ - Day 7

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Jan 11

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I might open my Fridge multiple times a day

But only snack I can see is you!

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👤︎ u/roottoor2

📅︎ Jan 24

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You're the only 1 I'm talking too

The rest are all 9s and 10s

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👤︎ u/EssYo02

📅︎ Jun 25

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Remember me? Oh, that's right...

I've only met you in my dreams.

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Jan 07

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I look and you and the only words that can describe it is a sunset...

3 trillion years of it and i bet no creature can get enough of it

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👤︎ u/Hairy_Tes_tekles_Jr

📅︎ Jun 04

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You must be Washington D.C

Because you’re not the only thing being breached this year ;)

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👤︎ u/Requimed

📅︎ Jan 08

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I only caught a glimpse of you before I lost my footing and fell off the cliff.

I watched my life flash before my eyes, but... I'm pretty sure you did too.

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👤︎ u/Leboy2Point0

📅︎ Jul 22

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Hey girl, are you a dragon?

‘Cause you only exist in my dreams 😔

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👤︎ u/TheBiggestCheese1773

📅︎ Sep 14

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(Only works if your British) Are you an Olympian?

Because your fit as flip

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👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo

📅︎ Jul 18

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I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?

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👤︎ u/erikerik1634

📅︎ Jan 05

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Girl,Are you of OUT OF YOUR BRAIN?

Cause thats the only thing stopping us from being together ;)

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👤︎ u/pogba-akshay

📅︎ Dec 31

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Hey Brace Face, call me Tetanus

Unless you get this injection, you'll only make out with Lock Jaw

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👤︎ u/NjGGeRsus

📅︎ Jan 17

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I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)

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👤︎ u/cantfindusername10

📅︎ Mar 25

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If only I had a star for everytime you brightened my day

Her: what happens then? Me: I would be holding a galaxy

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👤︎ u/gopher_knight1620

📅︎ May 05

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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word “want”

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👤︎ u/Gavanthino

📅︎ Nov 04

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Roses are red violets are blue the only rose I need is between your leg 1 and 2.

I came up with something i have no use of so im posting it here

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👤︎ u/rocketangel08

📅︎ May 19

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but girl you're so delightful

(i might have only one more tomorrow for the season😔)

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👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27

📅︎ Dec 25

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Girl, you and the table are the same because..

..The table is not the only thing that going to be on all 4 tonight.

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👤︎ u/NiteOwlNov

📅︎ Dec 05

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All i the above have really good pickuplines but i only have a simple one

I love you.

👍︎ 5

👤︎ u/chuong9324

📅︎ Jun 07

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Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good

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👤︎ u/ChJakeBu

📅︎ Jun 21

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Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :) Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!

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👤︎ u/op_technique

📅︎ Oct 25

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I know we have only just met, but I would like to get to know you on a deeper level

about 8 inches deeper

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👤︎ u/bandg1987

📅︎ May 05

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Hey girl are you related to yoda?

Cause yoda only one for me.

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ Oct 21

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Rose are red quarantine is shitty ( italian lovers only)

La sola cosa che mi fa contento sono le tue tette al vento. ( FREE translation of: the only thing thatbmakes me happy is a pic of your titty.

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👤︎ u/claudioSMRun

📅︎ Apr 24

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Roses are red, mangoes are yellow.

7 billion people, but only you make me feel so mellow.

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👤︎ u/JustExisting09

📅︎ Nov 04

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Hey girl, is it just me.

Or you have the only bun that perfectly fix this meat of my. (Idk if this ever used before)

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👤︎ u/JaheeTheDan

📅︎ Dec 08

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He we should totally take a shower together sometime

So you're the the only thing making me wet

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👤︎ u/ur_mom_and_joe

📅︎ Dec 11

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Come to my place on October 31st

Pumpkins aren’t the only ones getting their guts rearranged this Halloween ;)

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👤︎ u/_unholyangel_

📅︎ Oct 24

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Hey girl the only way you could get hotter is

If you were on fire

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👤︎ u/JermeyFisher

📅︎ Apr 19

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They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life

I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

I only date blind racists

Hey girl, you're the only star I know.

I cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left.

I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

You're only a 9 out of 10 ...

I'm having a debate now with my mom and only u can help me win it

If I had a room full of art, you'd be the only thing in it.

If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

(Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

For this weeks use only

Baby there’s only one thing more scary than that costume

The only thing harder than waiting on God...

You’re the only one I’ve been with

Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Feel like I made this one up maybe?

Are you real? Because I've only seen a girl like you in my imagination.

For French girls only

You should never date a golfer

You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

It is a lesser known fact that I trained on Raftel for 100 years to master this talk no jutsu

Roses are red, Valentine is shit

I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Roses are red violets are blue

You remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet

I heard your name is Eve

You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?

My deck of cards only has 51 cards...

I might open my Fridge multiple times a day

You're the only 1 I'm talking too

Remember me? Oh, that's right...

I look and you and the only words that can describe it is a sunset...

You must be Washington D.C

I only caught a glimpse of you before I lost my footing and fell off the cliff.

Hey girl, are you a dragon?

(Only works if your British) Are you an Olympian?

I already have two shoulders

Girl,Are you of OUT OF YOUR BRAIN?

Hey Brace Face, call me Tetanus

I only like kids under 8 years old

If only I had a star for everytime you brightened my day

Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

Roses are red violets are blue the only rose I need is between your leg 1 and 2.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but girl you're so delightful

Girl, you and the table are the same because..

All i the above have really good pickuplines but i only have a simple one

Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Hey, are you the impostor?

I know we have only just met, but I would like to get to know you on a deeper level

Hey girl are you related to yoda?

Rose are red quarantine is shitty ( italian lovers only)

Roses are red, mangoes are yellow.

Hey girl, is it just me.

He we should totally take a shower together sometime

Come to my place on October 31st

Hey girl the only way you could get hotter is

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