Balls Pick up lines

The best Balls pick up lines

For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Are you a golf course?

Cause I wanna put my balls in your hole
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hefty_Orange
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Roses are red, my balls are blue...

I'd say fuck the quarantine, but I'd rather fuck you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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Are you the gym ceiling?

Cause I wanna get my balls stuck in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Georgies-Boat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Tampons are red, My balls are blue

If you ain’t tryna give me top, I’m done with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mhideyxo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!

GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/readandyype
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

Welcome to my quarantine bæ que
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/willhvarney
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you a basketball player

Cuz you can get a hold of these balls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mario1504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

I love beating my meat to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/datboisamu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Hey girl, do you like nuts?

Cause I like to rest mine on the table (*place balls on table*)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Are you spaghetti 🍝?

Cuz I want you to meat my balls πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImagineNate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Hey girl are you a PokΓ©mon?

Cause I wanna beat the crap out of you then throw some balls in your face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Are you a PokΓ©mon trainer?

Cuz’ I got some great balls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kingdragon2430
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Hey can I ask a rhetorical question?

If ud be born a fruit, what kind of fruit whould you be and why? /i/ idk a mango maybe, cuz Im really sweet on the inside/i/ Ok cool I like mangos /I/ what fruit would you be?/i/ I'd be a passion fruit. Do you know why? /I/ oh I know! Is it because ur really passionate on the inside?/i/ No it's because my balls are filled with a lot of seed!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rcharzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Hey babe. Are you incontinent?

Because I want you to shit and fucking piss on my balls fucker
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Senor-Chungus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Let me Electro your balls. (Pikachu) My pokeballs are all for you. Let me jiggle your puffs. (jiggly puff) Looking at you makes me bulb soar (bulbosoar). rest with me in a pokestop I can't be asked to do more I wanna munchlax that white runny pokefood. (You wanna jiggle that upvote? :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flabber_gastered
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Do you like spaghetti?

Because you can meat my balls 8β€”>
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ericakate01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Hypothetically if I was a baseball coach

Could I teach you to catch balls in with your hands
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cement_2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Are you a shiny legendary pokemon?

Because I want to show you what's inside these balls.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brynjaminge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Girl, Do you like football?

Cause you would surely like to play with my balls.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1i1know1you1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Hey are you the lottery girl on TV?

Cause I can see you holding my balls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jojofan659
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Hey girl are you a dog?

Because I want to wake up to you licking my balls ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Byza_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Are you a pool table?

cause' I'd love to get my balls inside your holes uwu
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CallmeIrrelavant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yesss69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Hey girl. Are you a pool table?

Because I want to thrust my balls into your holes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Naomeme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Hey cutie, are you spaghetti?

Because I'd love for you to meat my balls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lycanthrope6950
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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Babe, are you Cameron Bancroft?

'Cause I want you tampering with my balls.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/123batman456
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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