Bust Pick up lines

The best Bust pick up lines

i fell down, scrapped my knee and busted my lip, and im bleeding.

how you doin?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iratherb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Are you the US Capitol

Because I wanna bust inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/3Summit3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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I feel like this was already done my now but..

You can call me a twisted tea Cause I’ll bust on your face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zaniac555555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Are you a nutcracker?

Because I want to bust a nut in your mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dnpinthepp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Are you a blackjack table?

Because you make me wanna hit til I bust.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Super_Boredom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Are you a nut cracker

'Cause I want to bust a nut in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nairb_1019
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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You can call me popping candy

Because I wanna bust in your mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skeezure
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Are you a local business in Minneapolis?

Because I wanna bust inside you and rearrange your insides
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GNR8_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Damn girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cause your face is busted as fuck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirGoaty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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I can't play Blackjack with you anymore...

because I bust everytime I'm around you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notlqke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Hey girl, call me a squirrel with a hammer

Cause I'm tryna bust a nut
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirGoaty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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If you and i where squirrels....

Id bust a nut in your hole....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/isingtomyducky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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are you my rival gang?

cuz you make my gat bust
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Are you a nutcracker?

Because you busted my nut
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zombiecrasher90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Do you know anything about combustion?

Because I'm about to cum bust on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CosmicFog
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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Hey girl, are you candace?

β€˜Cause you’re gonna get me busted
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OnePieceWeab420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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You have the right to remain sexy

Anything you do can and will make me BUST A NUT
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Identify-Guns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

My job is to bust a nut , and your under arrest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/santino1987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Wanna know the difference between me and a delicious tide pod?

You won’t die when I bust in your mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joeman783
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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