Disappear Pick up lines

The best Disappear pick up lines

If every star in the night sky was to disappear

I would drag the sun across the sky just to be able to wish I could take you on a date
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/stackofredcups
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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Damn girl, are you a magician?

Cuz when I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Attentionseeker101
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Girl are you a magician

Because when I look at you, everything else disappears
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Apprehensive_Watch33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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Hey girl are you Cinderella?

Cuz that dress is about to disappear tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/piyushkha
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Guitargamerx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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Hey girl are you a magician

Cause when i look at you everyone disappears
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fadyabusitta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 10
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Hey baby, are you a murderer?

Because since I met you all the other girls suddenly disappeared
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rslashwooping
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 25
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Damn girl, are you Carol Baskinโ€™s Tiger?

Cause Iโ€™d love to disappear in you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/slothenis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 31
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Whoa, you must be Cinderella

Because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/8ada55_11ama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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Are you a magician? Because when I look...

at you, you make everyone else disappear!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 06
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Hey girl are you a magician?

Because when I see you everyone else disappears.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ws_122804
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddyโ€™s girlfriend (letโ€™s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (โ€œomg I love your hair color who is your stylist?โ€ โ€œwow that jacket is awesome, where can I find oneโ€ etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she canโ€™t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following โ€œMy friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we canโ€™t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?โ€ Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannahโ€™s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that sheโ€™s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because youโ€™re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two arenโ€™t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_That_Tall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Are you a magician? Whenever...

I look at you, everyone else disappears!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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Hotness next only to sun.

Hey girl ! What if i tell you that if the sun were to suddenly disappear, you'd be the hottest entity in the solar system.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/im_yadwinder
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 28
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