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Roses are red, Grass gets greener...

When I think of you, I play with my weiner
👤︎ u/jayraj77
📅︎ Jan 11
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
📅︎ Feb 13
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I’m jealous of your mask

Bc It gets to set on your face all
📅︎ Feb 18
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