Seconds Pick up lines

The best Seconds pick up lines

Roses are red, 60 seconds is a minute

If I had a white van, I’d want you in it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DingusTickler007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Hey girl are you Danish?

then Im German and I can conquer your heart within seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebigdick77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Damn, girl, are you a slip β€˜n’ slide?

β€˜Cause I’ll be in and out in, like, 10 seconds.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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They say it could take as little as five seconds to fall for someone...

But don't worry, I'll catch you and won't let you down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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Is your name Caeleb Dressel?

Because you’re giving me butterflies and I’ll finish in 22 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/5feet_apart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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damnnnn how do you do that... *4 seconds later 😏

(look so damn fine) (soo fucking cute) (bad asf)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lowkeyferg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cncaulderon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madmonkreborn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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What do you and a horror movie have in common

You both can make my heart race in a matter of seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/3ndr11
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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Are you a rubik's cube?

Because if you let me do you I'll finish in under 20 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdamskiiJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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For this one be sure to screenshot the β€œnew contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

β€œSorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” β€œSure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GSubmissions
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Are you one of those scam websites?

Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamertheysay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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Hey I’m kinda like an advertisement

Over in 30 seconds and you have no idea what I’m about
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Potatohead272
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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I just want you to know that having sex with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/__Gynotarian__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Are you my homework because I’m not doing you, and

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I won’t forget to finish you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackson33USMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus. 😎 I'll see myself out now..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/be4stdoc91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Hey girl are you destroyed?

Because I'll be there in seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaymas2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said β€œyou’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl β€œis that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” πŸ˜‚ figured it fit here
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SND01X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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My personal favourite position is grenade

If you don’t hold me when we start I’ll explode in 5 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkylorScott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Hey girl, if you'll be lower Manhattan then Ill be the South Tower

And Ill go down on you in less than 11 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Duckuverymuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheDuckFeeder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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You remind me of a roller coaster...

You look fun to ride and I’ll be getting off in 30 seconds.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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Ayy baby, ya know why they call my dick the Solid State Drive?

It'll be ready to go in 10 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billsmitherson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Hey girl do you like Snapchat?

Because I only last 10 seconds max
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VaginalSkinAddict
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/destiny-jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Hey girl, call me flappy bird..

..because I only need like ten seconds to make you scream ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skwerilleee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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