Distract Pick up lines

The best Distract pick up lines

Roses are red, your mom's a distraction

Let's get to your room and get us some action
📅︎ May 13
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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
👤︎ u/Chrisvidal
📅︎ Aug 20
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