Clothes Pick up lines

The best Clothes pick up lines

Hey girl are your clothes Chinese apps?

Cause they are banned at my place.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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The Clothes Store doesn't let me Try them on,

Can I try you on instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable,

Please take them off.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alyoshi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Are you going to take-off (your clothes)? Or should I apply the right thrust, rotate you and keep going.

From a pilot, for pilots.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aniketsri
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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Hey baby your clothes are making me uncomfortable...

Can you take them off for me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JbGamez04
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Do you wash your clothes in windex?

Cause I can see myself in your pants.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlidinDirty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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No means yes, but yes don't mean no

So, baby, please, take off your clothes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/androidy77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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There is a big sale in my bedroom πŸ›οΈ!!

Clothes are 100% off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curious_Bhanu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Hey girl you must be an extremely acidic liquid

Cuz i feel an overwhelming urge to take off my clothes for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clinthgr28
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Haroldinhoerinho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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You ought to get out of those dry clothes... you can slip into something wet. This one is more for the ladies to use.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MixSaffron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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are you good at math?

cuz maybe u can help me with this equation: add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply more of us
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Are your clothes the Berlin Wall

Because I wanna tear them down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnlnownSpagoot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RamenfromFuhNaff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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I think your clothes look good

But they would look better on my bedroom floor
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tokkkmaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Hey girl, do you donate old clothes to charity?

Because genes that good are meant to be passed down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chuckuckuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Annoymous404
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Take your clothes of girl

Let me get a pikachu
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ISwallowedABee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Do your clothes have a tangible equation associated with them?

Because I'd like to take the integral so I can learn more about the area underneath them.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tomcat_96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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I can remove your sadness,

and I can remove your clothes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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There's a sale at my place

Clothes 100% off πŸ₯΅
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shivmplstop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Are you a mathematician?

Because I wanna add the bed tonight, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tylertt2018
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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I was just painting my future...

What clothes should I paint you in? - Day 212
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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If your body is YouTube

Your clothes would be the ads that i really want to skip
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eddievu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14
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Hey are you a calculator?

Let's add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, multiply
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BryanPak
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Since it's getting hotter outside

Do you want to slip out of those clothes?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nugget-Guzzler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Hey do you like sales

Because clothes are 100% off at my house
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifedepressesme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream...

It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream - Day 65
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Aye yo mah let's do some maths together

Me. plus you. Minus the clothes. Divide your legs. Then multiply. Be honest guys is this good I have tried this and it has worked
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danwhitej30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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World's going extinct, let's live like today's the end...

Gotta make our last moments worthwhile, take off you're clothes and get in the bed πŸ€ͺ - Day 41
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Aye girl you like sales?

Because at my house clothes are 100% off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pineapplebombjustu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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going out with you is like spilling water

i always got so wet that we end up removing my clothes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bueduelord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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What was your favorite subject in school?

Mine was math. You plus me minus our clothes divide your legs and let's multiply.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GingaGames
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Lick your fingerprint

And touch her shirt and say β€œWe should get you home and out of those wet clothes”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jack195103
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Hey baby, why dont you come over to my place and do some math with me?

We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CollectedG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey girl, did you hear about the Black Friday sale?

My house. You me. All clothes will be 100% off.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FoferJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/louie_kc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?" -"Haha whats that?" "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster." Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jdr22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smokyjoe123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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