Divid Pick up lines

The best Divid pick up lines

Are you cosine divided by 10 times sine

Because you are a tan out of ten
👤︎ u/sasqachMike
📅︎ Oct 20
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My love for you is like dividing by zero

*It cannot be defined*
📅︎ Aug 05
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You divide me by zero,

...because you make me think irrationally.
👤︎ u/N_Komaeda
📅︎ Mar 29
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are you good at math?

cuz maybe u can help me with this equation: add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply more of us
📅︎ Jan 12
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Are you a mathematician?

Because I wanna add the bed tonight, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply!
👤︎ u/Tylertt2018
📅︎ Aug 07
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Hey are you a calculator?

Let's add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, multiply
👤︎ u/BryanPak
📅︎ May 18
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Aye yo mah let's do some maths together

Me. plus you. Minus the clothes. Divide your legs. Then multiply. Be honest guys is this good I have tried this and it has worked
👤︎ u/danwhitej30
📅︎ Feb 22
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What was your favorite subject in school?

Mine was math. You plus me minus our clothes divide your legs and let's multiply.
👤︎ u/GingaGames
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey baby, why dont you come over to my place and do some math with me?

We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
👤︎ u/CollectedG
📅︎ Aug 20
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
👤︎ u/Deathsmith8
📅︎ Apr 21
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