Mountain Pick up lines

The best Mountain pick up lines

Are you a narrow valley between hills or mountains, typically with steep rocky walls and a stream running through it?

Because you're gorge-ous
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sancuber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Mountains are Stone Hills are Mud

Ill eat you out even if theres a little blood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shmoe132
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)

end me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cerbrives
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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Girl you're like mountain dew...

Cause I wanna mount and do you πŸ‘» - Day 40
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Are you the white mountains?

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff). Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this. She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_instant_ramen17
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Hey girl, are you a mountain?

'Cus those are some beautiful peaks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Awesomederpyspider
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrandCTM25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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Your ass is a mountain

and I wanna explore it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tazader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Are you Mountain Dew?

Because I’d mount and dew you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mackennnnaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. β€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND β€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: β€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little β€œWhat is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/berdiaon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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You like soft drinks?

Cuz I can Mountain Dew you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arch3typ3_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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