Unfortunately Pick up lines

The best Unfortunately pick up lines

This only applies in Europe unfortunately

"Dang boy, are you the South Park movie? Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Unfortunately, I cannot take you to the movies

They don’t allow snacks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ry_Ryy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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Girl I would invite you to the movies

But unfortunately they don't let snacks inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/miyegro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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When I was born I had two choices. One was to have a perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis.

Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chanandler_Bong7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/captainameh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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