Don't Pick up lines

The best Don't pick up lines

I don't know of many toilet seats...

But I do know your toilet seat is the luckiest toilet seat in the world
👤︎ u/RRnn97
📅︎ Feb 16
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Don't be sad, you're so pretty...

there's no punchline, show me your tiddies.
👤︎ u/Abhishekpanchal27
📅︎ Feb 20
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No means yes, but yes don't mean no

So, baby, please, take off your clothes
👤︎ u/androidy77
📅︎ Dec 26
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I don't need pi©k up lin£$

Cause they don't work on corpses.
👤︎ u/Insanevampire
📅︎ Jan 13
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If you don't like being wrong,

Swipe right!
👤︎ u/Izrezar
📅︎ Feb 09
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As much as I don't like playing with garbage,

I'll try not to play with your heart
👤︎ u/Sum-Dum-Fuk
📅︎ Dec 10
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There's a lot of things we don't know about the universe...

All I know is that it starts with U N I
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 19
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There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

All I know is that it starts with U N I.
👤︎ u/gbreadman2003
📅︎ May 04
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I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

i just wanna be on ur to-do list
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Nov 08
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I really don't wanna let God down

By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.
👤︎ u/Vrajgautam
📅︎ Oct 31
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People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
👤︎ u/hritik_reddit
📅︎ Sep 03
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Don't go outside today( Diwali)

Coz firecrackers are banned
👤︎ u/fredeter
📅︎ Nov 14
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I don't need a super glue

I'm already stuck to you..
👤︎ u/doom_dodo
📅︎ Aug 23
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Don't be sad if you have freckles and shy

To me you're like a stary night sky
👤︎ u/webDreamer420
📅︎ Sep 14
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[Not OC] I don't know if I should respect the fuck out of you ....

Or fuck the respect out of you
👤︎ u/Bazinga212002
📅︎ May 25
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Hey there! You know you don't always have to DIY,

Give it a break, and let me do you.
👤︎ u/dreamertheysay
📅︎ May 31
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I don't know how to cook.

But I guess when I'm with you, we can bake while getting baked.
👤︎ u/raun_adams
📅︎ Aug 15
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Funny, but don't try it at home to get a girl

Are you yeast? Cause you make my baguette rise
👤︎ u/MuleTheDonkey
📅︎ Jun 02
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I'm not a hot stud and I don't have a six-pack...

What I do have is a big heart, that'll love you to the moon and back ✨💓 - Day 30
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 03
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I don't know if it's common cold or Corona

But I can't stop looking ACHOO
👤︎ u/ashfakh
📅︎ Mar 24
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I don't have a switch but...

I'm sure there is another way we can smash
👤︎ u/AlonRaz
📅︎ Aug 17
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