Don't Pick up lines
The best Don't pick up lines
I don't know of many toilet seats...
But I do know your toilet seat is the luckiest toilet seat in the world
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u/RRnn97
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Feb 16
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Don't be sad, you're so pretty...
there's no punchline, show me your tiddies.
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u/Abhishekpanchal27
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Feb 20
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No means yes, but yes don't mean no
So, baby, please, take off your clothes
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u/androidy77
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Dec 26
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I don't need piΒ©k up linΒ£$
Cause they don't work on corpses.
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u/Insanevampire
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Jan 13
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If you don't like being wrong,
Swipe right!
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u/Izrezar
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Feb 09
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As much as I don't like playing with garbage,
I'll try not to play with your heart
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u/Sum-Dum-Fuk
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Dec 10
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There's a lot of things we don't know about the universe...
All I know is that it starts with U N I
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u/suyashve
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Oct 19
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There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....
All I know is that it starts with U N I.
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u/gbreadman2003
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May 04
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I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list
i just wanna be on ur to-do list
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u/idk_and_idc27
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Nov 08
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I really don't wanna let God down
By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.
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u/Vrajgautam
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Oct 31
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People say i don't smile much.
Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
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u/hritik_reddit
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Sep 03
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Don't go outside today( Diwali)
Coz firecrackers are banned
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u/fredeter
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Nov 14
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I don't need a super glue
I'm already stuck to you..
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u/doom_dodo
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Aug 23
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Don't be sad if you have freckles and shy
To me you're like a stary night sky
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u/webDreamer420
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Sep 14
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[Not OC] I don't know if I should respect the fuck out of you ....
Or fuck the respect out of you
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u/Bazinga212002
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May 25
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Hey there! You know you don't always have to DIY,
Give it a break, and let me do you.
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u/dreamertheysay
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May 31
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I don't know how to cook.
But I guess when I'm with you, we can bake while getting baked.
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u/raun_adams
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Aug 15
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Funny, but don't try it at home to get a girl
Are you yeast? Cause you make my baguette rise
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u/MuleTheDonkey
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Jun 02
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I'm not a hot stud and I don't have a six-pack...
What I do have is a big heart, that'll love you to the moon and back β¨π - Day 30
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u/suyashve
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Feb 03
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I don't know if it's common cold or Corona
But I can't stop looking ACHOO
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u/ashfakh
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Mar 24
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I don't have a switch but...
I'm sure there is another way we can smash
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u/AlonRaz
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Aug 17
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