Fate Pick up lines

The best Fate pick up lines

If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Feb 01
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Roses are red, I met you it must be fate...

I shall take down your number, cause I think you're great
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 19
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When she's into literature

You leap before you look," she said to me, but oft I find I never look at all. A flighty gamble lost when one can't see, but oft I find there's glory in the fall. To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act, but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs, and finds anathema in drying fact, until in lonely skies it winks and dies. A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest, yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light. But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest, as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright. "You leap before you look, and so you fall, and falling is the surest flight of all."
👤︎ u/dodo1090
📅︎ Nov 04
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Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all. O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout all of time, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years. However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?
📅︎ Oct 24
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