Ma'am Pick up lines

The best Ma'am pick up lines

Ma'am sorry But you might have corona

Coz you seems hot
📅︎ Oct 18
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Ma'am are you Gillette.

Cause you're the best a men can get.
👤︎ u/abvazir
📅︎ Mar 11
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Excuse me ma'am, why do you still drive?

Didn't your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 14
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Hello ma'am, I'm a doctor

You look malnourished, want me to give you some Vitamin 'D'?
📅︎ Jan 31
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Ma'am; are you a parking ticket?

Cause you have gotten fine written all over you
📅︎ Jan 02
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Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.

She looks down and then back to you Your standards. Hi my name is...
👤︎ u/mexicrat40
📅︎ Jul 16
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(For older women) Hi ma'am, are you an abstract class?

Cause I would like to inherit from you.
📅︎ Oct 09
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Ma'am, are you a secret agent?

Because I could see you giving me a number and taking away my name.
📅︎ May 11
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excuse me ma'am, did you do 9/11?

because you're hot enough to melt steel beams.
📅︎ Dec 18
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
📅︎ Jul 19
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