Door Pick up lines

The best Door pick up lines

Hey girl is your barn door open?

because you’re pretty fly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stickerfricker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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Hey girl are you a door?

Because you are aDOORable......... and I wanna slam you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dino0801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Hey girl are you a door?

Cause I'd love to put my hands on you and twist your knobs
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brogomakishima
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Hey girl I am not door!

But I will still like to greet you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhi_pal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Hey girl, you wanna play House?

You be the door, and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Much-Finance2568
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Hypothetically, If you was a door

Can I knock you up?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coolcodin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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If you were a door, would you let me knock you up

Jessica why did you leave me r/whoosh
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/violent_llama0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Roses are red, I really hate doors

If I show you my dick, will you show me yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IAmFrederik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

you're in my heart...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alexcrelled
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Are u knocking on my door?

Cuz u can cum inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lil-Grampz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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I'll knock on your door with a broom

Ready to sweep you of your feet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigdaddymaki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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My dick’s like a ray of sunshine, streaming through the living room door.

you know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/here4thaboobies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Are you an open door?

Because I want to come inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sprinklesonthesundae
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl do you like chivelry?

Because I want to open a door for you, and lead you to a lovely night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Hey girl, let's play house...

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mufreezy10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Do you want to play house?

You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evan_Johnson01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LarrySassol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Hey girl do you lock your front door?

Because I’m coming in back!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jones2011
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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You remind me of a door.

Because you're a-door-able :}
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evellaph
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Hey girl, are you smart?

Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge πŸ₯΅
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Girl you like a door handle...

I'd like to give you a squeeze and force myself inside.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maltitol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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I may not be good at letting people in

But I'd leave my door unlocked for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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hey bb wanna play house?

you can be the screen door, and ill *slam* you all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FamiliarBreakfast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Hey you wanna play house?

You be the door and I'll slam ya
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThreeDog123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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"Are you the 95 theses?

Because I want to nail you against the door of a church"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jimmy_John_Joe_Jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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We should go back to my place and play house.

You can be the door and I’ll slam ya.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mfali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Hey baby, did you ring my doorbell?

Don't be so formal. Come in the back door.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bananacock11
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar

I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedDragon5000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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Hey girl, are you a night club?

Cause I'm just tryin to get in the through the back door
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Duckuverymuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you the 95 Thesis?

Cause I wanna nail you against a church door
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IDontGetJokez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl, wanna play house?

You'll be the door and I'll slam you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thunderfang_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey girl, you wanna play house?

you can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fuzzy_fizgig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Roversmark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. It’s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say β€œhey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Osborne26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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