Horny Pick up lines

The best Horny pick up lines

It's not that I'm Horny all the time,

It's just that you're sexy all the time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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I like my women how I like my deer

Big racks and horny, and I’m gunna take a shot at you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XeroMMR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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I just got caught by the police.

They found, in my blood samples, a drug called YOU , girl. The police department is Horny police.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Roses are Red and it’s stem is Thorny.

When I’m around you, you make me really horny.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Johnnyboi4131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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Hey girl, are you made of Hydrogen, Oxygen, Radon and Yttrium

Cos you make me HORnY
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nazi_hentai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Roses are red, cacti are thorny...

Damn your body, makes me so horny
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Pray for me guys, I'm sick

Sick of being horny as fuck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey baby, are you a doctor?

Cuz I got a bad case of the Horny
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tyray-T-rex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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The one my great grandfather used.

Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mariomaster518
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Horrible pickup lines

Are you a bull cause you make me horny Are you a pineapple cause i wanna pine your apples How bout i cupid and put my arrow in you. Are you a geenee cause you make my carpet fly Is there a shovel in your pocket cause im diggin that ass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Icedgamer1235
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Are you a tyrannosaurus?

Because you made me horny 3 times in one day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ch4rg3_t0_100_b0i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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