The 64 Best Down Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below 😂

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👤︎ u/Mr_Jess

📅︎ Nov 15

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Are you from way down below?

Because you're hot as hell

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/Jmememan

📅︎ Jan 21

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i fell down, scrapped my knee and busted my lip, and im bleeding.

how you doin?

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/iratherb

📅︎ Feb 03

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I may not go down in your past

but i will surely go down on you.

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/say_my_name98

📅︎ Jan 21

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What is a Goddess doing down here?

Nevermind, Wanna make a Demigod?

👍︎ 74

👤︎ u/VergilArcanis

📅︎ Nov 21

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I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you 😏

👍︎ 40

👤︎ u/that-gay-thot1

📅︎ Nov 03

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I really don't wanna let God down

By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.

👍︎ 43

👤︎ u/Vrajgautam

📅︎ Oct 31

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My dick is a gentleman

It stands up so you can sit down

👍︎ 1260

👤︎ u/ShoulderFluid

📅︎ Dec 20

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I may not down down in history

But I’ll go down on you😉

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/SnooPickles4787

📅︎ Nov 02

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Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?

... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)

👍︎ 239

👤︎ u/catied710

📅︎ Jan 15

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Does god know you're down here?

Cause you're an angel

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/vishan_1

📅︎ Oct 17

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Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Cuz I’d like to try your special sauce

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/okbuthowthefrick

📅︎ Oct 19

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Are you the speed of light?

Because as I approach you, time slows down.

👍︎ 58

👤︎ u/CriticalZach

📅︎ Feb 13

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Hey girl do you like stranger things?

Because you turn my world upside down.

👍︎ 72

👤︎ u/lars_wit1331

📅︎ Jan 19

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Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

👍︎ 38

👤︎ u/OldieVonMoldy

📅︎ Aug 25

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Row row row the boat gently down the stream

Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.

👍︎ 18

👤︎ u/a_bored_soul_

📅︎ Sep 13

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Do you like watching sunsets?

I bet you like watching me going down on you.

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/lolinator53

📅︎ Oct 30

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I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/SchitneySmears

📅︎ Feb 19

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Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK” 😏👉🏼😂😂

👍︎ 28

👤︎ u/DVCatfishCowboy

📅︎ Aug 22

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Of you were an ice cream.

I'd be down to lick you all over from buttom to top.

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/jaketopaz143

📅︎ Feb 11

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Hey, are you Mawsynram?

Cause I can see you wetting me down (Works on men, OC)

👍︎ 8

👤︎ u/adarsh0504

📅︎ Jan 25

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Hey girl are you Christian

Cuz I want to pin you down with my hard nail

👍︎ 18

👤︎ u/S0ME-0NE

📅︎ Jan 13

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Girl, are you from Europe?

Because I'm HUNGARY for your love. I want to CZECH you out, FRENCH kiss you, and go down on your genITALYa.

👍︎ 65

👤︎ u/dibmembrane

📅︎ Dec 20

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Are you my melting ice cream cone?

Because i wanna lick you up and down

👍︎ 18

👤︎ u/Pranav_8888

📅︎ Jan 16

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Roses are red, violets are blue

One day we’ll cruise down blood gulch Avenue

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/DingusTickler007

📅︎ Jan 21

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Hey, are you the London Bridge?

Because my pants are fallin' down, fallin'down, fallin' down

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/SalamanderG13

📅︎ Jan 15

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Let's get high together

And you can go down on me later

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/Insignificant666

📅︎ Jan 10

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Tap on the shoulder, look em up and down* “Why are you yelling at me?”

Her: Uhm I’m not You: oh I’m sorry, you weren’t yelling...but you’re eyes were Boom*

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/EmreCanEmreWill

📅︎ Jul 04

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Do you like Santa well,

I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/kahootmaster1

📅︎ Dec 12

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Are you the weak force

Cus you turn my down quark into an up quark

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/TheJamSams

📅︎ Dec 14

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Are you my investment in stock market ?

Cause you sure know how to go down.

👍︎ 14

👤︎ u/kissmyass420

📅︎ Dec 30

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Hey girl, put down that cupcake

You’re sweet enough already

👍︎ 22

👤︎ u/lilstarlite

📅︎ May 14

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Hey girl are you history?

Because I'd love to go down on you.

👍︎ 1093

👤︎ u/cidamgus

📅︎ Jun 28

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Do you know why women call me the plumber

Because of how well I lay the pipe down

👍︎ 35

👤︎ u/AdministrativeWafer2

📅︎ Nov 19

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Wanna play the titanic?

You be the iceberg and ill go down on you

👍︎ 30

👤︎ u/madqubit

📅︎ Nov 20

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Hey Girl are you a confederate statue?

cuse im trying to see you go down

👍︎ 1391

👤︎ u/Tomorrow-Deep

📅︎ Jul 20

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Hey gurl u werent on the naughty list this yr ...

So im tryna cum down ur chimney

👍︎ 7

👤︎ u/jattislife

📅︎ Dec 26

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Are you Abraham Lincoln?

Cause there’s an uprising down south

👍︎ 31

👤︎ u/Blef22

📅︎ Dec 01

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I'm not into watching Sunsets,

But I'd love to see you go down.

👍︎ 18

👤︎ u/NotAmrit

📅︎ Dec 03

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Not really into sunsets

But I would love to see you go down 😏

👍︎ 17

👤︎ u/littlebizcocho

📅︎ Nov 18

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Ho Ho Ho! Won't you come sit on Santa's lap,

and tell him what you want down your chimney.

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/Ijackoffonu

📅︎ Dec 25

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So bartender will you give this lady a whiskey and a napkin after 10 minutes please.

I already have a pen for writing down my number.

👍︎ 6

👤︎ u/manandarchild

📅︎ Dec 17

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Hey girl are you Australia?

Cause you're gonna be upside-down tonight.

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/ryalator10

📅︎ Dec 05

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If the government won't lock you down,

I'll lock you down :)

👍︎ 15

👤︎ u/johuitheperson

📅︎ Mar 24

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Damn girl, are you a deconstruction site?

Because I wanna break your walls down

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/DirtyPineappleFaygo

📅︎ Dec 05

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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

👍︎ 504

👤︎ u/MrEAnonymously

📅︎ Jul 19

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Hey do you still believe in Santa Clause?

Cause I would sure like to come down your chimney.

👍︎ 12

👤︎ u/ferb57g

📅︎ Nov 10

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

It looks like you hit your face pretty hard on the way down

👍︎ 18

👤︎ u/InflatablePikachuGuy

📅︎ Nov 17

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Hey girl are you down syndrome?

Cause' I'd take those genes off you any day if the week!

👍︎ 25

👤︎ u/bmynard

📅︎ Jan 25

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i like my ice-cream, like i like my women

dripping down my fingers while i lick them...

👍︎ 33

👤︎ u/kisss-my-axe

📅︎ Nov 04

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Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

dripping down my fingers while I lick them.

👍︎ 52

👤︎ u/Meanian

📅︎ Sep 26

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Are you the imposter?

Because you just vented down my heart.

👍︎ 18

👤︎ u/ThatOneOtaku_

📅︎ Oct 26

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You have a good chance to be in a horror movie.

As the angel that comes down from heaven to kill the demons.

👍︎ 4

👤︎ u/most45

📅︎ Nov 20

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Hey girl, would you like an Australian kiss?

It's like French kissing, but down under.

👍︎ 35

👤︎ u/Kotyan_Khan

📅︎ Oct 14

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Do you know why you remind me of the Sun?

You’d look beautiful going down FOLLOWUP You know why i am not like the Sun? I go down more than once a day

👍︎ 20

👤︎ u/Dat_Irresistable_Guy

📅︎ Oct 18

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Hey girl, are you Trisomy 21 ?

Because I'd love to go DOWN on you !

👍︎ 3

👤︎ u/Chris_Doyle

📅︎ Nov 21

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damn girl, if you’re a pilot then call me a boeing 737 cause ill definitely be going down on you

im proud of this one lol

👍︎ 29

👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_

📅︎ Dec 18

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Damn girl are you an imposter?

Cuz you just vented down my heart.

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/Botty_exterminator

📅︎ Oct 12

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Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

👍︎ 13

👤︎ u/PabloEskyBrahhh

📅︎ Dec 14

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They say I’m like a good old Scotch

Because I go down on you very smoothly

👍︎ 11

👤︎ u/Roadrunner_Alex11

📅︎ Oct 29

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Babe, Can I be your mechanic?

Because I am not afraid to go down and dirty

👍︎ 10

👤︎ u/XSlayerZX

📅︎ Oct 29

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Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy

👍︎ 13

👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Oct 24

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Hey, You wanna do 68?

You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one

👍︎ 52

👤︎ u/tallasiand

📅︎ Jul 08

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Are you a slip and slide

Because I’d love to go down on you

👍︎ 9

👤︎ u/SantasNightmare

📅︎ Oct 11

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Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Are you from way down below?

i fell down, scrapped my knee and busted my lip, and im bleeding.

I may not go down in your past

What is a Goddess doing down here?

I may not go down in history

I really don't wanna let God down

My dick is a gentleman

I may not down down in history

Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?

Does god know you're down here?

Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Are you the speed of light?

Hey girl do you like stranger things?

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Row row row the boat gently down the stream

Do you like watching sunsets?

I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Just thought of this and had to write it down

Of you were an ice cream.

Hey, are you Mawsynram?

Hey girl are you Christian

Girl, are you from Europe?

Are you my melting ice cream cone?

Roses are red, violets are blue

Hey, are you the London Bridge?

Let's get high together

Tap on the shoulder, look em up and down* “Why are you yelling at me?”

Do you like Santa well,

Are you the weak force

Are you my investment in stock market ?

Hey girl, put down that cupcake

Hey girl are you history?

Do you know why women call me the plumber

Wanna play the titanic?

Hey Girl are you a confederate statue?

Hey gurl u werent on the naughty list this yr ...

Are you Abraham Lincoln?

I'm not into watching Sunsets,

Not really into sunsets

Ho Ho Ho! Won't you come sit on Santa's lap,

So bartender will you give this lady a whiskey and a napkin after 10 minutes please.

Hey girl are you Australia?

If the government won't lock you down,

Damn girl, are you a deconstruction site?

A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Hey do you still believe in Santa Clause?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Hey girl are you down syndrome?

i like my ice-cream, like i like my women

Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

Are you the imposter?

You have a good chance to be in a horror movie.

Hey girl, would you like an Australian kiss?

Do you know why you remind me of the Sun?

Hey girl, are you Trisomy 21 ?

damn girl, if you’re a pilot then call me a boeing 737 cause ill definitely be going down on you

Damn girl are you an imposter?

Could you help me stick something down my throat

They say I’m like a good old Scotch

Babe, Can I be your mechanic?

Girl, you must be a spare tire

Hey, You wanna do 68?

Are you a slip and slide

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