Down Pick up lines

The best Down pick up lines

Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Jess
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Are you from way down below?

Because you're hot as hell
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jmememan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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i fell down, scrapped my knee and busted my lip, and im bleeding.

how you doin?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iratherb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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I may not go down in your past

but i will surely go down on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/say_my_name98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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What is a Goddess doing down here?

Nevermind, Wanna make a Demigod?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VergilArcanis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that-gay-thot1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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I really don't wanna let God down

By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vrajgautam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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My dick is a gentleman

It stands up so you can sit down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShoulderFluid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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I may not down down in history

But I’ll go down on youπŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnooPickles4787
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?

... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/catied710
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Does god know you're down here?

Cause you're an angel
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vishan_1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Cuz I’d like to try your special sauce
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/okbuthowthefrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Are you the speed of light?

Because as I approach you, time slows down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CriticalZach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey girl do you like stranger things?

Because you turn my world upside down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lars_wit1331
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OldieVonMoldy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Row row row the boat gently down the stream

Merrily merrily merrily send bobs and vagene.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_bored_soul_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Do you like watching sunsets?

I bet you like watching me going down on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolinator53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SchitneySmears
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her β€œWhat do you and crushed sand have in common?” β€œYou’re both fine as FUCK” πŸ˜πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DVCatfishCowboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Of you were an ice cream.

I'd be down to lick you all over from buttom to top.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaketopaz143
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Hey, are you Mawsynram?

Cause I can see you wetting me down (Works on men, OC)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adarsh0504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl are you Christian

Cuz I want to pin you down with my hard nail
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S0ME-0NE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Girl, are you from Europe?

Because I'm HUNGARY for your love. I want to CZECH you out, FRENCH kiss you, and go down on your genITALYa.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dibmembrane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Are you my melting ice cream cone?

Because i wanna lick you up and down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pranav_8888
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Roses are red, violets are blue

One day we’ll cruise down blood gulch Avenue
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DingusTickler007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Hey, are you the London Bridge?

Because my pants are fallin' down, fallin'down, fallin' down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SalamanderG13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Let's get high together

And you can go down on me later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Insignificant666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Tap on the shoulder, look em up and down* β€œWhy are you yelling at me?”

Her: Uhm I’m not You: oh I’m sorry, you weren’t yelling...but you’re eyes were Boom*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EmreCanEmreWill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Do you like Santa well,

I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Are you the weak force

Cus you turn my down quark into an up quark
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheJamSams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Are you my investment in stock market ?

Cause you sure know how to go down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kissmyass420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl, put down that cupcake

You’re sweet enough already
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilstarlite
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Hey girl are you history?

Because I'd love to go down on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cidamgus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Do you know why women call me the plumber

Because of how well I lay the pipe down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdministrativeWafer2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Wanna play the titanic?

You be the iceberg and ill go down on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madqubit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey Girl are you a confederate statue?

cuse im trying to see you go down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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Hey gurl u werent on the naughty list this yr ...

So im tryna cum down ur chimney
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jattislife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Are you Abraham Lincoln?

Cause there’s an uprising down south
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blef22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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I'm not into watching Sunsets,

But I'd love to see you go down.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotAmrit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Not really into sunsets

But I would love to see you go down 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Ho Ho Ho! Won't you come sit on Santa's lap,

and tell him what you want down your chimney.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ijackoffonu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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So bartender will you give this lady a whiskey and a napkin after 10 minutes please.

I already have a pen for writing down my number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manandarchild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Hey girl are you Australia?

Cause you're gonna be upside-down tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryalator10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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If the government won't lock you down,

I'll lock you down :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johuitheperson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Damn girl, are you a deconstruction site?

Because I wanna break your walls down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DirtyPineappleFaygo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Hey do you still believe in Santa Clause?

Cause I would sure like to come down your chimney.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ferb57g
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

It looks like you hit your face pretty hard on the way down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InflatablePikachuGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Hey girl are you down syndrome?

Cause' I'd take those genes off you any day if the week!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bmynard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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i like my ice-cream, like i like my women

dripping down my fingers while i lick them...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kisss-my-axe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

dripping down my fingers while I lick them.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Meanian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Are you the imposter?

Because you just vented down my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatOneOtaku_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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You have a good chance to be in a horror movie.

As the angel that comes down from heaven to kill the demons.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/most45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Hey girl, would you like an Australian kiss?

It's like French kissing, but down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kotyan_Khan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Do you know why you remind me of the Sun?

You’d look beautiful going down FOLLOWUP You know why i am not like the Sun? I go down more than once a day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dat_Irresistable_Guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Hey girl, are you Trisomy 21 ?

Because I'd love to go DOWN on you !
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chris_Doyle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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damn girl, if you’re a pilot then call me a boeing 737 cause ill definitely be going down on you

im proud of this one lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Damn girl are you an imposter?

Cuz you just vented down my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Botty_exterminator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PabloEskyBrahhh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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They say I’m like a good old Scotch

Because I go down on you very smoothly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Roadrunner_Alex11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Babe, Can I be your mechanic?

Because I am not afraid to go down and dirty
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XSlayerZX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Hey, You wanna do 68?

You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Are you a slip and slide

Because I’d love to go down on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SantasNightmare
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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