Love Pick up lines

The best Love pick up lines

I'd love to play minecraft with you

To make you mine
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-Bitter-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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A girl told me she loves me (friendly way) instead of saying"i love u too" i send an uno revers card

Have u got any cool ways instead of saying i love help i need ur help
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/R-mama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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My love for you is like my diarrhea:

I can't keep it in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Of kissing was the language of love,

Then I'd love to have a conversation with you sometime.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LewiClancy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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You shouldnโ€™t love yourself too much...

Because thatโ€™s my responsibility.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tip-No_Good
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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My Love for You is Like Diarrhea

Because I canโ€™t hold it in much longer.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chill_Samurai
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Are you Lewis Capaldi? Cuz I'd love to hear you scream.

This works wonders, trust.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bee957
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Damn girl I love your smile!!

Cuz my favourite colour is yellow
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LazyGodHere
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

Cuz Iโ€™d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/soccerphysicsboi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5ย 
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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Although love at first sight is a foolish concept

But is possible with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/12mixup
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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My love for you is like a truck, berserker!

Would you like some making fuck, berserker!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/heyheynoneedtoshare
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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l'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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My love for you is like diarrhea

I just canโ€™t hold it in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/allisongibson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Y5K77G
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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I love you with all my circle, not my heart.

Because hearts break, but a circle goes on forever.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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i love you this much:

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 03
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In my opinion every love story is beautiful..

But ours will definitely be my favorite ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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I'm not the kind of guy that falls in love But ....

when I saw you all I saw was us
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dis-p-rate-enuf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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Hey girl are you a glock 42

Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WiiMusicIntensifies
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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I love your curves, baby,

and your smile is my favorite one!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MyGeometryHasIssues
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 24
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I heard kissing is the language of love so...

Do you wanna start a conversation?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jrod317
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Can't contain the love

Girl are you Docker? 'Cause I'd ship us anywhere
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rsrs_42
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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My love for you is like diarrhoea

I just canโ€™t hold it in.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JDenLay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 13
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Cutie, what's the similarity between my love for you and toxicity on internet?

Both are increasing day by day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Insanevampire
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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My love for you is like diarrhea

I just can't hold it in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/psychooo97
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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If being in love is illegal...

will you be my partner in crime ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜Œ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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If being in love is illegal?

Will you be my partner in crime?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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I'd love to be Saturn

So I could be closer to Uranus
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/F3Y_X
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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If i had to choose between breathing and loving you...

I'd take my last breath to say "i Love you"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Noli_30
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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Do you like Minecraft?

Cause I'd love to explore your cavern.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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I want to love you like a snowstorm

Give you 3-4 inches and give you a headache getting into work in the morning.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kbetter1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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girl they say that loves a game

i guess your the final boss
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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I want our love to be like Pi

*Irrational and never ending*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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Came up with this earlier, let me know what you think

Roses are red, The sky is very blue. who do i love the most? That would be you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dankmemelord234
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Hey girl, are you Algeria Telecom?

Because you are so slow to understand that I loved you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Every-Win8384
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Are you a PS2 startup screen?

Because i love watching you get turned on ๐Ÿ˜ณ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_Starrk175
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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Do you like Mexican food?

Cause Iโ€™d love to put some sauce in your taco.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheDwarfInTheCube
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause Iโ€™d love to see u stand up sometime ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chavicj
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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My love for you is like diarrhea,

I canโ€™t hold it in for 30 sec (or anymore)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/D3eTr0y3r
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Hey girl, are you a meaningful relationship?

Cause I'd love to ruin you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Reslithien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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Wanna play a game of fortnite bc I would love for you to tilt my towers

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lil_lanna14
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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Shit girl, are you the mascot of the pokemon series?

Because I'd *love* to get a Pik-ach-u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rslashhuman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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Hey girl, are you an American school?

Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Forsaken_Argument
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Do you like sleeping?

Her/him: yes, I love it! me: Woow, me too. We should do it together some time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/farlangben
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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If you were my mine , I would love to do everything with you all day

"Everything with" is silent
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/simo-baka
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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My love for you is like dividing by zero

*It cannot be defined*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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I have something Called ILHB disorder( I like hot blondes disorder)

Itโ€™s causing me to fall for you/ itโ€™s causing me to fall in love with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/2005Rogers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best why to fall

Is to fall in love with me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dj-crumpet-extream
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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Girl, are you from Europe?

Because I'm HUNGARY for your love. I want to CZECH you out, FRENCH kiss you, and go down on your genITALYa.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dibmembrane
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Are you a traffic sign?

Because Iโ€™d love to take you home on a drunk night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hefty_Orange
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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Hey girl, are you a farmer?

โ€˜Cause I bet you love a good plough.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mattdancer97
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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