American Pick up lines

The best American pick up lines

Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/OCTUStudio
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 12
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Hey girl, are you an American school?

Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Forsaken_Argument
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 27
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Are you Native American land?

Because I want to manifest your destiny
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Math1Cats
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 11
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Hey are you an American?

Because Iā€™d let you cum inside my capitol building.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Alittar
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 09
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Hey baby, are you an American high school ?

Because I want to shoot a load of kids inside you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/wayfair_kid_69
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 24
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Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Presdog
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 30
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Are you an American high school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/mr_guy1245
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 30
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Hey girl, are you a student in an American school?

Because Iā€™d totally give you a shot
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/lemoonpai
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 28
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Are you and American highschool?

Because I want to shoot kids in you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/eddy98em
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 11
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Are you an American Public School

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside of you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/BuDkaT309
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 19
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Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family? šŸ¤”

Because you're such a Cutiemundi.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/gradymegalania
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 28
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ay girl are you American school

cause I wanna stay as far away as I can from you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/petergriffinfricken
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 09
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damn girl are you an american school?

cause i would like to shoot kids inside of you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/thehalfnibba
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 16
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Hey girl are you the American school system

Cause I want to fuck some kids
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Ultrawolflord
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 19
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Hey, are you an American school?

Because I want to shoot kids inside of you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Yoinkusdeloinkus
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 08
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Hey are you an American School?

Because I want to shoot some kids up inside you.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/EdgeLasstheLameAss
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 23
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Girl, are you American?

Cuz your sweet as
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Charmon2004
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 24
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If you were a South American member of th Raccoon family,

Then you'd be a Cutie-mundi.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/gradymegalania
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 28
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Do you like roleplay?

Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ap39
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 14
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Hey Girl, are you American President Warren G Harding?

Cause you Warrant a Good Hard-on
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SexualSocks
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 10
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