The 34 Best Egg Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized

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👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27

📅︎ Feb 17

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How do you like your eggs?

For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized

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👤︎ u/Audmania

📅︎ Dec 26

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How do you like your eggs?

- I think fertilized.

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👤︎ u/doom_dodo

📅︎ Dec 08

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How do you like your eggs?

Is the question I want to ask you the following morning ;)

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👤︎ u/Bicinno

📅︎ Nov 16

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Hey girl, are you an egg?

Cause your gonna do some crack with me.

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👤︎ u/ryalator10

📅︎ Dec 05

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We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?

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👤︎ u/Meme-lord-is-ya-boii

📅︎ Oct 05

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since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

scrambled or fertilized?

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👤︎ u/mitsukaikira

📅︎ Sep 27

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Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

or fertilized

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👤︎ u/TyrantTumid

📅︎ Oct 30

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How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

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👤︎ u/B-RadKnows

📅︎ Sep 09

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?

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👤︎ u/jayblaze521

📅︎ Aug 04

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Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

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👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu

📅︎ Aug 18

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How do you like your eggs

Poached, scrambled, or fertilised?

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👤︎ u/abhishek26997

📅︎ Apr 11

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How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?!

Kaboom!

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👤︎ u/BioMagus

📅︎ Aug 20

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Damn girl, are you an egg?

Cause I wanna shove you up my ass

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👤︎ u/SirGoaty

📅︎ Jan 29

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How do you like your eggs?

Poached, scrambled or fertilized?

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👤︎ u/Special-Boi

📅︎ Mar 23

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Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo

📅︎ Feb 22

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Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

Idk if this is a repost, it just hit me tbh

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👤︎ u/Flokii99

📅︎ Oct 24

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

....fertilized?

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👤︎ u/dbeachside

📅︎ May 08

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you’ll be the chicken and i’ll be the egg

let’s put it to the test and see who comes (cums) first

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👤︎ u/aried17

📅︎ Oct 18

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How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.

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👤︎ u/fightingpanda94

📅︎ Jun 09

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How do you like your eggs in the morning

Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

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👤︎ u/zerohaxsystem

📅︎ Apr 25

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Baby are you a Cadbury egg?

Cause I'd like to fill you with creme

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👤︎ u/ForgotAnotherPW

📅︎ Feb 23

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Damn girl are you Easter?

cuz i forgot you existed i only like you for your eggs

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👤︎ u/DIY_Colonoscopy

📅︎ Apr 13

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?

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👤︎ u/fadamf

📅︎ Sep 03

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

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👤︎ u/lolalodge

📅︎ Apr 10

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Hope you like scrambled eggs..

Because they'll be scrambled after tonight ;)

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👤︎ u/vasiliisikora

📅︎ Dec 13

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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.

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👤︎ u/SemperFalluntIocis

📅︎ Aug 20

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Do you want some breakfast?

Cause I'm gonna stick my dick in your fallopian tube and scramble your eggs

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👤︎ u/zoltbloom

📅︎ Jun 01

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Do you read Dr. Seuss?

Cause green eggs and daaaaamn

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👤︎ u/ShockwaveMike

📅︎ Apr 15

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How do you feel about breakfast?

I'd love to scramble your eggs with my sausage

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👤︎ u/Adammoses88

📅︎ Dec 18

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I’m going to call you omelette

Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs

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👤︎ u/thomasthenopeengine

📅︎ Feb 23

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(Not mine but) did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

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👤︎ u/nopeonarope-

📅︎ Sep 09

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Girl do you like a full English?

Cos I can give the sausages and you can give the eggs

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👤︎ u/CM8Vids

📅︎ Jan 31

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Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

Because green eggs and DAMN!!!

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👤︎ u/Pizaman

📅︎ Nov 18

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Egg Pick up lines

The best Egg pick up lines

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

How do you like your eggs?

How do you like your eggs?

How do you like your eggs?

Hey girl, are you an egg?

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

How do you like your eggs?

Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

How do you like your eggs

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?!

Damn girl, are you an egg?

How do you like your eggs?

Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

you’ll be the chicken and i’ll be the egg

How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

How do you like your eggs in the morning

Baby are you a Cadbury egg?

Damn girl are you Easter?

How do you like your eggs?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Hope you like scrambled eggs..

Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

Do you want some breakfast?

Do you read Dr. Seuss?

How do you feel about breakfast?

I’m going to call you omelette

(Not mine but) did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Girl do you like a full English?

Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

How do you like your eggs?

How do you like your eggs?

How do you like your eggs?

Hey girl, are you an egg?

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

How do you like your eggs?

Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

How do you like your eggs

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?!

Damn girl, are you an egg?

How do you like your eggs?

Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

you’ll be the chicken and i’ll be the egg

How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

How do you like your eggs in the morning

Baby are you a Cadbury egg?

Damn girl are you Easter?

How do you like your eggs?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Hope you like scrambled eggs..

Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

Do you want some breakfast?

Do you read Dr. Seuss?

How do you feel about breakfast?

I’m going to call you omelette

(Not mine but) did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Girl do you like a full English?

Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

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