Has Pick up lines

The best Has pick up lines

Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

Just like the Folgers slogan, youโ€™re โ€œthe best part of waking up!โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thebcruz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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The average human body has 206 bones

You're gonna have 207
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Booioo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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My body has 206 bones

Want to give me another one?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crackit_boi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

Because I've just got to make you mine.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Google maps has been telling me Iโ€™ve been going the right way all my life

but that canโ€™t be true because it never led me to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Armando_Munoz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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She: I have a boyfriend

Me : So what? Every story has a villain.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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What has 50 teeth and hides the incredible hulk behind it?

My Zipper.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/groundpounder07
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/offical_steady_life
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Uh I dont know if anyone else has made this but-๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

Bro u ain't a snacc- U THE WHOLE DAMN ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’ŒMEAL๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/antisocialCat_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 06
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Hi there (girl that has a name of a flower as her name)

Mind if I pollenate you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dhsgsvne
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My Zipper
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tallasiand
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 15
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Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earthโ€ฆ

Has never been in between your arms
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later๐Ÿฅด" 5 get laid
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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You are smart, beautiful, kind, and caring. You check all my boxes.

So I can I check your box? Edit Insert any compliments at the start. Also only do this after a rapport has been established or it could be dreadful.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HistorysWitness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

has clearly never stood next to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CDoge69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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An error has occurred, please try again!

Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iHardCore
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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Roses are Red, My dog has rabies,

spread your legs so we can make some babies
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/duomaximillian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Everything I do has a meaning.

And I wanna do you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nexurent
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 01
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My deck of cards only has 51 cards...

Will you be my Queen of Hearts? ๐Ÿ‘ปโ™ฅ๏ธ - Day 7
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shrek_meme_love
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 03
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I'm not sure if I want to take you out

โ„น False information has been detected
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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Roses are red, poetry really isnโ€™t my strength

But Iโ€™d argue that love is, as mine for you has no length
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thebcruz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Grocery Store related pls

This chick that has a business account on ig that has โ€œgrocery storeโ€. Anyone know anyway to slide in related to grocery store?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Smart_Bhenchod
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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Are you looking for someone like me who has a Master's in Interior Design?

Because I've been told, I'm the best at rearranging guts
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarthaksam003
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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According to research, the moon has less gravity than earth

But I'd still fall for you there
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dasmehn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07
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When I first saw you, I looked for a signature

Because every masterpiece has one
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sum-Dum-Fuk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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you know what you and cheese has in common?

you both have holes i wanna eat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hannah-pandah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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Hey girl, If you were a president youโ€™d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayneโ€™s world for that one, who has hair in new places.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bananafishandblow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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This year has been full of surprises...

Why donโ€™t we get together and surprise others?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JoshuaLM1025
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26
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Another one for when he/she has a partner

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yartonator
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Damn girl old McDonald has NOTHING on you

you sure know how to raise a cock.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/__Gynotarian__
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 01
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Ay girl, did you know my dick has a passport?

All I need from you is a visa to Djibouti.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nsfmysociallife
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21
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Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me

With just the tip
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thushar1234
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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So idk if this has been done before so please be nice if you can but

Hey, I see you like alien conspiracy theories. Wanna be the Scully to my Mulder?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PabloEskyBrahhh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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Hey girl wanna know the difference between you and abstract art?

Abstract actually has a reason to look bad, hot damn.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SuperSpooker1337
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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Carlos Xuma - Sexual Spark System [Download link?]

Anyone has got the download link for this item? I'm looking to get better and it seems really interesting as a program!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/whatermelon66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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Government has everything closed, there's nothing left to do...

Mind if I instead do you? - Day 72
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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What has 36 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aschott02
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

and that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/n8p15
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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What has 32 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheLastCruzader
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change?

Because my dad always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Fucked_a_bird
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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Hey, did you know Stacyโ€™s mom has got it goinโ€™ on?

By the way our daughters name is gonna be Stacy.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shredhead15
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21
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Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

โ€œHey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every dayโ€ -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. Iโ€™ll keep you all updated on the results...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Salt_Lord_Gibs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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Roses are red, my skin has pores

For the love of god tell me your not a whore
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/oofieDoofi3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Don't think this has been done

I don't use 2 in 1 men shampoo but the only 2 in 1 I see is you and me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/I_Am_So_Empty
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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Evey guy has his own favorite pair of boxers.

If your lucky enough maybe I'll show you mine.:)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aa89027
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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My dick has a unique character like salt ...

It's absence will make your life tasteless.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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damn girl are you five gum?

because youโ€™re stimulating my senses (fun fact, this has been used on me before)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/akj104
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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(Dont know if anyone has done this) Is your name google?

Because you have everything Iโ€™ve been searching for.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BambiDaCrypt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk

My zipper ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kebdog2020
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LegoFanNumber1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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Hey Babe, You know GoT last season has rushed into finishing the story

But I assure you, between us it will be a pretty long season
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BrownGuyKnowsNothing
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 25
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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What has a (number)-inch blade and never loses reception?

How about we head over to the bedroom and you can find out.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheShyGuyGuy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 06
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My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, Iโ€™ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SamGFilms
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was โ€ฆ \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnยดt reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, โ€œI am going to show you I can do it on my ownโ€. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time ๐Ÿคฃ) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say โ€œHiโ€ it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangsโ€ฆand girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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Instagram Flirting ๐Ÿ‘€

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups ๐Ÿ˜‚. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute ๐Ÿฅฐ ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mikepatell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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I have got you covered from most frustrating loss in ludo

Because the โ€ข you required has arrived
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/abhi_pal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 25
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I am so forward for geeks.

That the W key on my keyboard has fallen for me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/manandarchild
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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Your smile is so bright

It has turned me into The Weeknd, because I'm blinded by the lights.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MaxGGGroot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12
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Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cuz your beauty has me gasping for air
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/eddy98em
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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