'em Pick up lines

The best 'em pick up lines

Hey girl, is your body from McDonald's?

Cuz you look like you got Type 2 Diabtetes Got 'em.
👤︎ u/shrek_shores
📅︎ Jun 10
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This only applies in Europe unfortunately

"Dang boy, are you the South Park movie? Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"
👤︎ u/qwopcircles
📅︎ Oct 04
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Are those Guess jeans?

'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em
👤︎ u/SomeOutlandishness0
📅︎ Oct 24
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If STDs were Pokémon...

I'd want to catch 'em all from you.
👤︎ u/DudeCousinAndo
📅︎ Jun 09
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